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Funny, because I was the opposite. Gorgeous face, but body like a weird stick. Wood still bury though.

I really wish they would make another Sleeping Dogs. That game was far better then the GTA franchise but they never made a sequel.

So you're saying the entire Middle East doesn't mess with the west because of Israel's mighty military power? What planet are you on?

Never knew she even had more than a couple of albums. Definitely would fap to a striptease video though.

You'd rather nominate a 78 year old man who can barely get through a round of golf and is probably on multiple meds to make sure his heart doesn't explode? I guess he doesn't limp, so that's a plus.

What does Israel actually provide for anyone besides political strife? If they were wiped off the map, would the world even change in any significant way besides a lot less whining by Jewish people,...

I agree, but federal prosecutors don't throw around indictments unless they think they can easily win. Especially in these types of cases that are so incredibly sensitive and public.

She probably is still hurt from the fact you broke up with her and was drunk and emotional. Happens all the time, and you happened to be conveniently located so she could get laid because her other...

Just here to point out that apparently the best candidates for US President are a senile 82 year old man who has a strong chance of dropping dead in office, and a 78 year old career grifter with zero...

Dude, if we have to walk you through this...

Tell her instead of coffee you'll have her for dinner at your place to catch up. Cook something nice, have a bottle or two of wine handy and drink a...

This jury selection is actually quite unique in that it's probably almost impossible to find anyone who doesn't have an opinion about Trump one way or the other. Would be the easiest case to get out...

She was also probably concerned about her identity being made public. Within moments of being assigned to the jury every one of these people is being scrutinized and it wouldn't surprise me at all if...

Tell him to expect few matches. He could probably take better pics and adjust his appearance and nudge himself up a point or two, but he's clearly a 3 and should expect to be dragging the bottom of...

Podcasts are so oversaturated today it takes over 100 episodes to get any traction whatsoever. I have a ton of fitness people I know who have all started them, but they have less than a dozen...

How was that girl so unaware there was a guy that close, never mind him being able to literally put his phone down and take a pic.

I have a feeling it's staged for views. No way any woman is that...

Can't see chit captain. Full body pic required.

Although single moms are usually pretty good in bed and will do whatever you want.

Yeah, I'd like to have a Catholic mortgage please. Oh, wait those don't pander to the two million people he's hoping vote for him in the next election.

Did this for a summer in university at a transformer factory, except it was winding wire around coils all day. God, that job sucked.

The saddest part was it was full of adults making about $12 an...

Track girls are the GOAT body wise. Especially 400 meter, Pole Vault and Long Jump. Anything that needs a good amount of butt strength.

That's pretty bad. It would be hard to get used to the shocked expressions and scaring little kids when you were out in public. Never mind the fact you're never going to have sex again because...