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I was at a rehearsal dinner for my girlfriends cousin's wedding. For whatever reason, I get a nasty case of the ****s, and I run to the bathroom...it was so bad, I didn't think I was going to make...

For aesthetics mostly.. I like to get laid regularly and having a decent body helps in this area.. especially at my age.

Dude, get the fukk out of Santa Rosa.. that's where my grandparents retired to. Ain't squat going on up there unless you're into wine tasting as you're very close to wine country.

Would love to bang a chick who's only been with 3 guys... basically a virgin. Would get her sprung on this cawk for sure..

Let me sum up this video in cliffs:

- Guy is joking around, having a good time with one of the other customers at a taco truck.
- Father of said customer gets irate that he isn't being involved...

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Capt. can't compare.. no contest.

Yes, too clingy and emotionally irrational (typical woman).. also a red flag that she's trying to guilt trip you already. Not end well this will...

For me, after 1 month she's probably still...

You're gonna need to get a few more under your belt before you'll ever feel "okay" with something like that. It will wear on you for a good 16-18 months (if you stay with her) and you'll eventually...

You can't push up 1 rep at 315 and then walk around the gym, give your buddy a handy in the showers, come back and expect nobody to have wanted to use the bench in that time. People leave towels,...

No, I wouldn't seriously date a chick who's had a mmf threesome. Even if her husband (ex) forced her to do it or threatened divorce. I never ask but I had a chick not too long bring up the fact that...

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That scene with Eric Roberts crying, you know which one I'm talking about... gets me every time.

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Smooth, tan skin. Tight little body. TIGHT pussy. Delicate features. Not prone to getting fat..

Ehh.. ummm? I think I missed the interesting part and I read the entire thing twice..

If you would have nutted into your own open mouth (and swallowed) that would have been worth mentioning but a...

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For me i'd have to go with skinny to buff..

never weighed more than 185 my entire life and I used to eat a ton of chit daily.. eating more healthy now and struggle to stay at 170

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBCCMzYsbhY

The Burning Moon

Hey.. #YOLO

right?

My ex called me "cold and calculated" also "stingy" because taking her out every weekend (paying for everything) wasn't good enough, she expected me to buy her gifts randomly just because she's my...

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That's Punky Brewster for all you youngins who aren't aware