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    https://media.tenor.com/kO1vzuQT00kAAAAC/you-dont-...

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    Sticky: MdFLhoWhZpg Soon...

    MdFLhoWhZpg

    Soon...
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    Have you tried getting a tan OP, I was told...

    Have you tried getting a tan OP, I was told that's the key to success. Sloots love ugly dudes with a tan.
  • First half of this year suk dink. Last half was...

    First half of this year suk dink. Last half was great. Not sure what to do for New Years. Part of me wants to celebrate, part of me doesn't want to bother going out since I don't ever seem to enjoy...
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    For the validation and attention you are...

    For the validation and attention you are currently giving to her on a silver platter.
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  • That's an accurate assessment. IDK over the last...

    That's an accurate assessment. IDK over the last 2 years I've really become a lot happier by simply accepting things. Like the fact I'm not a people person. As much as I'd like to be the guy that's...
  • What honestly sounds miserable about it? Losing...

    What honestly sounds miserable about it? Losing my "freedom" to be some other chick's sperm donor? I think I can handle throwing on some cartoons and standing at a bus stop every now again if it...
  • Haha that's going to be conversation #1. Project...

    Haha that's going to be conversation #1. Project car is staying and I don't want to hear chit about what I spend on it lol. Normally I'd advocate the same but dating has just been so fukin miserable...
  • I'm not getting back with that chick lol. This...

    I'm not getting back with that chick lol. This one is from a loooonnng time ago. It ended terribly for a number of reasons that don't really matter anymore but the relationship itself was great.
  • She seriously had at least 10-12 shows in...

    She seriously had at least 10-12 shows in rotation at all times. It consumed her summers and time after work. Constantly complained about how little time she had because of teaching too. The final...
  • I truly regret NOT settling. Things were good...

    I truly regret NOT settling. Things were good with this chick for a long ass time but I felt I needed more "experience". Those experiences have been nothing but chit. I'd be lying if I didn't share...
  • Yeah but she was consumed by baby fever so that...

    Yeah but she was consumed by baby fever so that was only a matter of time and god forbid if I ever suggest that she do something that didn't involve 40+ hours of TV a week. We all do a lot of things...
  • lol not much. Got my first raise that wasn't a 2%...

    lol not much. Got my first raise that wasn't a 2% "adjustment" this week. Moved out to the mountains a few months ago and still dealing with the same bullchit I always have with women. After a decade...
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    ... I might be a step dad soon, tours over boyos.
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    It's been years and I still think about them...

    It's been years and I still think about them teddies.

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    Translation: "I'm not going to bother reading...

    Translation: "I'm not going to bother reading anything you write because I already have a ton of preconceived notions about you and I'm going to base everything I say on that"

    ... like I said...
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    Eh it wasn't THAT sketch. Not like they were...

    Eh it wasn't THAT sketch. Not like they were inviting me to a shady motel or anywhere remote. It was a legit decent apartment complex.
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    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=172...

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=172685201


    Stay safe friends, pretty sure this was a setup to try and steal my car.

    Cliffs:
    -girl invites me over for threesome
    -gives me her...
  • You can snap me BB

    You can snap me BB
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