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Had a slumpbuster/whale put on a blowjob clinic, was so good i was eye rolling and leg twitching. i cum, she pulls out an lets it go on her lips, i catch the sight of her thong/patio hammock in her...

interdasting

that dude is the white ninja, my cousins just to watch that **** and that bastard is bartoc the leaper

this is someone where you tie to a chair and flay the skin off their arms. this is some one where you shove glass tubes in their dick and smash with a hammer. this is someone that you put a hot...

smashed, dashed, ate 2 ice creams

i learned my comp skills from Acid Burn. HACK THE PLANET!

hot pocket

we're about to go to war, invest in some nuclear bombs.

-TAKE DAMN GOOD CARE

*after smashing girl asks what her pussy feels like
*i say a warm hot pocket
*she asks if im up for some NAFTA
*i heat up hot pockets

came and farted......alot

I don't usually ride nuts but when i do its Plitt's.

......do want, cereal

i had ren from pirates of dark water, genie fail

on the fence between starting another fullbody routine or a push pull....

respect is bout the only real thing a relationship can be built on. love is just another term for respect and once thats gone......have the bish make you some cocoa pebbles and kick her in the...

damn when did misc become so racist? having a black father and white mother im accepted by all :)

now in my top 5, badass flick

Ultimate Cap and first collection of the Ultimates was the best thing to come out of Ultimate comics, rest is horrible garbage. Spidey was ok just i guess im not young enough to grasp the angst.

my buddies used to pull this **** all the time, i started reflex jerking my head backwards everytime i felt someone behind me. i figure ill apologize after they explain why they were sneakin up on me...

rebar broke 4 of my teeth and exposed nerves felt like molten lava in my brain....still get the nerve shock every now an then and it happened 4 years ago