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  • i'll give a girl 5-10mins to prove she is worthy...

    i'll give a girl 5-10mins to prove she is worthy of my cawk. Either I'll get her number, kiss her or walkaway in that time.
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    Get super drunk then go to pubs/clubs with...

    Get super drunk then go to pubs/clubs with scummers trying to surround them. They are recognised and targeted, then when they react (because they are drunk, retarded and often grubs) they cop huge...
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    I always have time free after work/uni late at...

    I always have time free after work/uni late at night. I either watch tv shows/movies or play video games. Probably play like 2-8 hours of games per week. Sometimes I'll go months with 0 games....
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    go for it mate. No regrets. Just be honesty to...

    go for it mate. No regrets. Just be honesty to the prossy though and say its your first time then I assume she will be able to cater to you a little better and teach you a few things. Personally I've...
  • There is a lot of conjecture on this. There is a...

    There is a lot of conjecture on this. There is a pic of him with George Bush circa 1992 (not sure exact year could be anytime late 80s-90s) and they are bro's at the time (could be a chop). He comes...
  • was thinking how can there be so many horribly...

    was thinking how can there be so many horribly dressed fatties/*******s at one place. Then I read that its an ultra sports lounge.
  • Poll: don't feel bad about losing your hair OP it's...

    don't feel bad about losing your hair OP it's just the economy. Times are tough everywhere... it's a recession.

    best joke I could come up with

    this post was proudly inspired by the mediocre...
  • oh lawd lololol too much this I was rolling...

    oh lawd lololol too much this

    I was rolling deep in town not too long ago and ended up getting about 20 ppl around a busker who was jamming on his keyboard and getting said people to dance and...
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    Oh hai brahs Got my bike serviced today, cost...

    Oh hai brahs

    Got my bike serviced today, cost me $300 as I needed to replace some ****.

    New chain and cassette, front wheel, break pads. Need to replace my shifters but it seems that the...
  • Australia is a primary, tertiary and quaternary...

    Australia is a primary, tertiary and quaternary industry dominated economy, with very little secondary industry (**** all factories). As such we don't produce much, we just import.
  • I have no problem giving money to homeless people...

    I have no problem giving money to homeless people even if it will just go to drugs and alcohol because ultimately it's all I'll spend it on. Just I'll spend it on better drugs and alcohol, no...
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    broncos fan checking in. Subbed and in for later.

    broncos fan checking in. Subbed and in for later.
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    OP she is a whore, imagine how many girls have...

    OP she is a whore, imagine how many girls have mashed that gash. An eggplant would probably slip inside without lube.
  • they'll be studying biology even though they take...

    they'll be studying biology even though they take psychology together

    nom sayin
  • Simple tips that i use. Use a face wash/scrub...

    Simple tips that i use. Use a face wash/scrub that isnt soap so you dont dry your face out. Use moisturizer afterwards. Shave on the regs (exfoliates skin) then moisturize afterwards. Don't put...
  • only come across one that had a strong smell and...

    only come across one that had a strong smell and one with a strong taste. Didn't go back. Not sure what kind of girls you guys are phucking but the one's I do shower regularly.
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    At my current stage in life, phuck no. Maybe in...

    At my current stage in life, phuck no. Maybe in 5-10 years but I definitely want some of my own kids as well. It really depends on the situation.
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    amusing thread, rapes to the appropriate awkward...

    amusing thread, rapes to the appropriate awkward *******s
  • Reddits worth keeping. They are the biggest site...

    Reddits worth keeping. They are the biggest site responsible for banning all those internet censorship bills that keep poping up like CISPA, SOPA and there was one other one. They also aware people...
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    how's the weather up there?

    how's the weather up there?
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