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I laugh at the protesters who stand on the corner of Lakeshore Blvd and Strachen. (There is a slaughter house there.) They hold signs that say “700 pigs will be killed today.” Sorry, I like bacon,...

I love bacon. If she'd let me, I'd wrap my wife up in bacon and make sweet, sweet bacony love to her.

old school metal for me.

I got my Dad's hardworking and family values but I also got his chicken legs. R.I.P an awesome dad.

Rome was not built in one day. Keep up the hard work and you will reach your goals.

keep up the hard work!

Staying in shape keeps me motivated and I don't use the fact that I'm missing 3 fingers as an excuse not to work out.

so is my wife.

don't forget the bro-shoot

The producers should have droped these sacks of sh@t in the middle of Rome and they would not have lasted 2 minutes. If Italia was not shaped like a boot these degenerates would not be able to find...

They should also give her the key to the city.

I love green tea. Too bad it can't grow fingers. lol

What the hell is wrong with people? lol

I'll get it about twice a year.

Lee Priest is one of my favorite.

I wish you a speedy recovery.

I thank God my shopping is all done. :-)

as long as you shirt doesen't have a pasta sauce stain on it wear it if it makes you happy.

you could not pay me enough to eat one of those spiders.

I love the way I feel after a realy good workout.