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    LOL @ the dropkick gif That is exactly how I...

    LOL @ the dropkick gif

    That is exactly how I imagine battles used to go down. Srs.






    And I'm not even slightly surprised that M-1 are behind this
  • Guy is made of porcelain but seems like one of...

    Guy is made of porcelain but seems like one of the more likable champs in the sport. Plenty are whiny, self-absorbed, have kids with golddiggers or are outright criminals in their downtime.

    The...
  • I dunno. Every time my washer breaks I go to my...

    I dunno. Every time my washer breaks I go to my little sister's place, have her launder a single pair of socks that are always sold in a multipack. Then she takes them out the dryer and leaves them...
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    If she hits you, and you can't bring yourself to...

    If she hits you, and you can't bring yourself to leave, look her dead in the eyes and say

    'Harder, damnit. I've been a bad boy'

    She'll be so weirded out that she'll leave of her own accord, or...
  • M...Montre? Dat you? Edit: ^hmm......

    M...Montre?

    Dat you?



    Edit: ^hmm... guess not...

    The torch has been passed
  • Didn't read a phucking word Either you're...

    Didn't read a phucking word

    Either you're looking for reassurance over your incredibly spineless ways, or you're finally mustering up the courage to ditch her and want our reassurance for that

    ...
  • 99% of the time, 'I pay the bills' is dudecode...

    99% of the time, 'I pay the bills' is dudecode for 'I'm too much of a child to do my own chores, can mummy please do them for me?'

    Same as when women play the 'I do the cleaning' card. If your...
  • Let's not forget UFC on Fox One 'Hey...

    Let's not forget UFC on Fox One

    'Hey newcomers, after all that buildup one minute and a hugely telegraphed overhand is all it takes to end a world title fight in our sport lulz'



    They must...
  • ^another miscer falling for a girl that has...

    ^another miscer falling for a girl that has nightmare written all over her... sigh
  • Why are they so entitled? Same reason that...

    Why are they so entitled?

    Same reason that slovenly, boring, awkward, self-absorbed, immature FAs think they deserve a level-headed girlfriend and a rock-solid group of friends. Everyone...
  • Yeah, you just described a boyfriend ^ If this...

    Yeah, you just described a boyfriend ^ If this arrangement came off, I'd give it a month before you said the words 'So... what are we?'



    If no strings is what you're after, you really need to...
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    Every time I see McGregor, I see a worse, less...

    Every time I see McGregor, I see a worse, less elusive mix of Machida & Pettis.

    He's going to lose to any half decent wrestler and any powerful, direct strikers that he faces... i.e. all the...
  • I can't tell if Zuffa hype is getting dumber or...

    I can't tell if Zuffa hype is getting dumber or we're just getting older


    It's like when you watched WWE aged 10 and didn't notice the hammy-storylines
  • If she has a boyfriend, you'd be advised to make...

    If she has a boyfriend, you'd be advised to make backups, cloud backups, and keep at least three hard copies in separate fireproof boxes. Maybe get a pillar of your local community to witness the...
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    Just get a tinder account, you goddam fruit-loop...

    Just get a tinder account, you goddam fruit-loop


    This^

    'I am so balanced and control of my emotions'... yeah, evidently not true if you've reached adulthood without meeting a single dude...
  • Been saying that Rockhold was a legit contender...

    Been saying that Rockhold was a legit contender for a while now

    Elbow was legal, 'head push' was nothing, but the taunting was pretty unclassy & made me like him less.

    Really want to see...
  • I don't really get how people can fall in love so...

    I don't really get how people can fall in love so quick without so much as the slightest physical contact

    Chances are she doesn't really know you enough to actually love you, you're just the...
  • One thing I hate about european politics is the...

    One thing I hate about european politics is the way the smaller parties act as kingmakers if the largest party falls below the cut-off

    Lib Dems, SNP, UKIP... our system is probably going to give...
  • FWIW, most examiners are terrible at judging...

    FWIW, most examiners are terrible at judging distances from parked cars. I failed my first test for that reason, then on my second test I got the same examiner so I was making a concious effort to...
  • lol no Most twentysomething dudes move in with...

    lol no

    Most twentysomething dudes move in with a girl to save a few hundred on rent. Legit half the couples I know moved in together within a few months of meeting... always to get away from...
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