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I tried watching the new Vikings series last week when I was bored dog sitting. Then the queen of the village shows up, the most powerful character on the show and it’s a random black woman lol.

The women’s soccer/wnba bit was savage and true

Whoops, busted!!

I was gonna go down to recruit for my men’s over 35 indoor soccer team but my travel agent told me anyone that can run jump or swim is already here.

We’ll all be South American soon the way the southern border is going.

Two more early 40 year olds dead in my town just this week from heart attacks, doctors are baffled of course.

Wait miscers in here think their kids will come to visit them when they’re old? If you’re white it’s not happening. Indian or Asian then yeah you’ll prolly even live with them.

Yes thank you I forgot to mention I haven’t seen a chem trail in days.

Open up your mind.

EOD was right about CERN.

Driving home the other early evening I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful the sky was, especially the clouds.

Then later I’m sitting on my fwb’s deck in the...

Look for Wisconsin, Arizona and then a 3rd state to decertify the 2020 election after the midterms. Good chance Cumala resigns before then so that Brandon can appoint a better VP before he gets...

Raystown Ray is a lake monster that’s been spotted in a lake a couple hours north of me.

My buddy took his family up there last week (late June) and the daytime high was 60 and it dipped into the 40s overnight. No thanks Jefferson LOL

So then most likely has small feet as well which explains how he fits into his sisters boots.

You would never guess it. They post loving crap about their wives and kids all day long on ********. But then as soon as we are away on a guys trip they are looking for the nearest poon lol.

I have one crew of friends, they all cheat on their wives regularly. 4 of them even went on a singles cruises recently and they said it was like a big orgy lol. I suspect their wives also cheat when...

Mid 40s and fap once or twice a day and still horny enough to hop on tinder and smash almost anything that’s not obese. Curse of a bald, high test manmore, and I’ve talked to old men that say it...

It will be Mike Obama, aka Baracks 4th term.

I see that picture on profiles no matter what part of the country I happen to be in lol

ABC news already accidentally released the results of the midterms.

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