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Another one you guys can try: Tell your friends and family you're experiencing a personal emergency or something, and that you need a few thousand dollars. Promise to pay them back as soon as...

OP you passin' wind?

wow ****tiest series ever, this game especially was the sloppiest i've seen in a long time. from the players and the officials, seriously 9 turnovers?

and then the cavs just give up and lebron...

i'm glad that world's smartest man will always be equivalent to world's smartest person

Termites are considered 'superorganisms.' One queen termite in control of a termite colony could set the whole superorganism to destroying your home.

This is exactly what I'd do, no making stuff up:

I'll get freaked out at first, and then check my room for anyone else. Once the room is clear, I'll check the rest of the house and look out the...

animals are awesome, i think it's too bad to kill them and eat them but i don't give a **** because it tastes good

plausible story, repped

first pic is fake, same exact wrinkles on shirt and shadow so its fake,

others are legit

'Some years ago I had a conversation with a layman about flying saucers — because I am scientific I know all about flying saucers! I said "I don't think there are flying saucers'. So my antagonist...

hey bro!! i'll be glad to spot you at RPI this fall

alls i got is dosages, sodium, toiletry

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oh hai guise. strong game!!!!

Hi,

As a rule I never cut my penis to get cut, and if I do cut my penis it's usually just a 1millimeter section I cut off.

But I went out last night with the idea of cutting off a couple of...

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I eat both, but I'll go with chicken because I could kill a chicken myself no problem, but I wouldn't wanna kill a nice big cow.

is somewhat artistic while still maintaining his manliness

'Cause my mother forced me to eat corn on the cob covered with butter. Now my hands and face smell like butter and I hate the smell of butter.

I'm off by about half an inch.