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Uhh, there is no muscle there...

Yes, I want a link too. I want to order it.

Sorry, but you are a ****ing retard.

But to oblige you, no it's not safe to suck in your stomach constantly because your spine will fall out of your *******.

WTF? Mary-Kate and Ashley? Fake or real?

Hmm, I see...weird.

What about the girl in the pink?

LMFAO!! WTF, I just busted up laughing reading this hehehe :cool:.

Strong adjectives.

Damn, my stomach did feel ****ed up today like I had a bunch of gas.

WTf? Who are the girls on the left and in the pink? I've never even seen them before and I read the manga:cool:.

Maybe so, but that's what it is; they are immigrating here illegally.

Do you guys even know the biggest money-maker in Mexico is? It's all the illegal immigrants here sending money TO Mexico....

That's not the conflict of interest with illegal immigration. It's illegal.

I get those microbake potatos at the grocery store; it's basically a twice washed potato in some plastic wrap and you pop it in the microwave.

Anyways, after they are done cooking and I cut them...

In a batch of cup cakes.
The kid thought it was frosting.

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!

I masturbated in my teacher's coffee once.
She thought it was creamer.

Sick Traps!

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6435/ricenoodlephozv7.jpg

Uhh wtf? My **** NEVER comes out looking that good. God I hate cooking chicken in my ****ing Foreman grill, comes out like a ****ing rubber dildo. Taste like one too.

All animals mentioned have eaten a human.

Tiger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrOOL3CtBfM

Polar Bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLBrJrV2Rfk

Crocodile.