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Nah, son. Me toying with the little hormonal kid. Playing with his emotions. T'was interesting, nonetheless.

Skinny version of Eminem. I think that's where all the anger and ego comes from. He should go back to singing with Rhianna.

Poor OP didn't get much story time, but I hope this is making up for it.

Maybe a "beast" in the sense of your attitude. It's okay, I forgive your lack of patience, understanding, and a fully developed knowledge of the English language. Shake hands on it and agree to...

Better than an obese whale. And better than a Holocaust victim too. :P

I think the most intelligent word you know is "bitch". Go back to school, learn english, learn manners, and then come back here and we can talk peacefully.

I'm here to join in on conversation. Why are YOU here? To share your lack of proper language use with the world? If so, thank you, but you can leave now. Internet tough-guy-ism belongs elsewhere.

And go to prison for it irl. Also, Age: 16. You're a punk, kid. It's people like you that ruin things for everyone else. All I'm doing is telling a story about this girl that has no math skill...

Join date: September 2010. Also, in the red. No respect is given. Sorry.

I'm a female and I was nice to her, answered her question and went back to work. It was funny though because the customer almost cracked up laughing.

Oh, and I've got two girls and a guy going on...

I work in a grocery store, and there is a girl who has been working there ~ 3 months on the register next to me. She says my name as she's ringing someone out. I look over and she has a raincheck in...

I only have one thing to ask:

Who the Hell keeps boxers on while having sex?

I'm surprised anyone's having sex with you with how your hair looks from behind.

Also, you screwed yourself over. End thread. You'll learn eventually.

I'd hit it...

With a barbell. :)

I'd wait it out. Don't push her over her boundary. Make it another similar date, or go for a walk or something. Something chill.

Also, I'm pretty sure you were lying when you said you weren't...

Holy **** dude. I can sense all the squats you've done from here! Very nice leg work and good overall fitness update.

Lemme just grab my 8in kitchen knife out of the desk drawer. There we are. Now what were you saying?

inb4 why the **** do you have a kitchen knife in your room.

Really? I thought it was a boy. Hence the "it".

Ohhhh man. Honestly, I was thinking the exact same thing, but then it hit me...

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what?
Me: You know what. When am I gonna tap it?

No response, and this is to my girlfriend. Such disappoint.