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    Worst thing about mogging is that you can't...

    Worst thing about mogging is that you can't control it. Feels bad when I'm standing next to a good dude with a good heart but knowing I can't help but make him invisible.
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    way too generous with that rating.. her face is...

    way too generous with that rating.. her face is way too odd to justify a 7 let alone an 8
    solid 6.5 in my book
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    ye just finished pumping some iron as well, got a...

    ye just finished pumping some iron as well, got a nice pump going think im gonna slip into a tight tanktop and hit the mall
  • well it must be with a heavy qatari accent cuz i...

    well it must be with a heavy qatari accent cuz i have no idea wtf is going on
  • How about some translation mofo, this is america...

    How about some translation mofo, this is america we dont speak qatari
  • No, just my plane tickets.

    No, just my plane tickets.
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    Set your votes on fire for hair

    Set your votes on fire for hair
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    doubt it , she is average as fuk for albanian...

    doubt it , she is average as fuk for albanian standards. Plenty of better candidates there to drain a bank account.

    She looks like an alien srs, doubt she stands out in Albania. The only thing she...
  • Thats odd, I could have sworn that threesomes are...

    Thats odd, I could have sworn that threesomes are done on a mattress/couch/or any other comfortable surface, at least according to my vast personal experiences, yet here u are telling us theres a...
  • lol this reminds me of IMO one of the smoothest...

    lol this reminds me of IMO one of the smoothest lines I ever pulled on a chick
    This was back when I was kinda struggling financially
    It was at an investment bank and the interviewer was a mid...
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    Poll: it hangs in ur mums throat

    it hangs in ur mums throat
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    Her forehead is too big for my taste and the eyes...

    Her forehead is too big for my taste and the eyes are a lil puffy with too much space between them, plus the eyebrows arent really doing it for me

    All in all its a pass from me.
  • it could work srs, as long as they never heard of...

    it could work srs, as long as they never heard of google before
  • One time in an interview at a monk monastery they...

    One time in an interview at a monk monastery they asked me if I was celibate and I said yes. Then the interviewer looked at me for a few secs and went "son, your lips may be saying no but my eyes...
  • same except instead of the bartender it was her...

    same except instead of the bartender it was her bf haha and needless to say he to tried to "fight" me when I left later, didnt end well for him at all lol
  • Pimping. Turns out its just a life style.

    Pimping. Turns out its just a life style.
  • Why say anything when I have enough knuckle...

    Why say anything when I have enough knuckle sandwiches on me for everyone
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    I have been with many gorgeous russian women

    I have been with many gorgeous russian women
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    Ok just had another look at the pics and gonna...

    Ok just had another look at the pics and gonna have to change my answer from pass to HARD PASS
    Is that botox? fking weird shape
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    If you got the looks then you are already 99%...

    If you got the looks then you are already 99% there. This I know lol trust me
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