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would not eat that slug taco

Wtf lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

My wife looks like a porkchop

You better go and get it. I'll be disappointed if you don't. Make sure to post pics of your meal OP and I'll love you long time.

jeepers

dirty things will be done. Don't 4get

Wow thank god there are no mummies in my home!

http://media2.giphy.com/media/9ySjuLTJEpPAA/giphy.gif

"I'll take it? Who told you to take it? Did I tell you to take it? I know the maestro didn't tell you to take it, HE wasn't there."

I like to watch ghost gang bang porn. There's no one in the video but you know what's happening.

Aight papi

http://i.imgur.com/nuzSAxa.jpg

nick is such a goober with his photoshopped youtube thumbnails

fukin lol

if you're in the 5'9-5'11 range do you REALLY think women can tell the difference between that and 6 feet?

****in pokemon bro **** you and your stupidity

hellcatening

zookeepers hate him

show them this thread. they'll change their minds real quick

Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off...