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A TV show can't portray chapters upon chapters of inner-monologue, so sometimes they have to make things a little more direct.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I remember that. It was more than the silkies though. That was in our hey-day of Fruit Bowling with Bobby and every other shenanigan.

Dave was SOOOOO mad. He had to have a...

Good luck with that, JD.

I had something similar happen to me when yowhattapfatso falsely accused me of sexually harassing him.

Fortunately, he agreed to drop the charges in exchange for a...

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Congrats on 4 pullups per second. Sounds totally legit.

You should go for a jog and break the sound barrier later.

Sorry for the late reply. I was at my physical therapy session, you insensitive son-of-a-bitch.

cringed irl

He kills some dudes in book 5, if I remember right?

Facebook hasn't been worth a **** to me in terms of promotion, but Twitter has been a blessing beyond my wildest dreams.

On the right and buy her breasts

^ she's the new SNF girl. They bumped Faith Hill for her.

I look like Jabba the Hut's ejaculate.

I can lift my right arm 20 degrees.

Like a penguin.

You should take your GRE sooner than later just in case.

Congrats. On to grad school?

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I love her. Underwood's my 10/10

Ugh, nude yoga vids.

Brb time to fap

lol choking on my vomit all over again

It's sold out right now :/

Got invited to annual MCRD SD drill instructors' reunion.