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For lunch I had a smorgasboard of protein because I made a dinner devoid of it. It still hit the spot though. Got that ribeye for half off at the supermarket and just couldn't pass it up. I'm...

Lol, strong this. Women try to act like they don't want to be checked out and get creeped out by it.

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Otherwise, why would they...

BRB going to China
BRB winning CBA championship
BRB getting bronze statue made of me

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You know what it is. No Chobani today though.

Lunch: 455 calories
Turkey sandwich with provolone and pickles
Baked Cheddar and Sour Cream Lays

C: 51g, F: 12g, P: 34g

Got that abs/cardio...

My undergrad, slim pickins. There were only three sororties, one of which was like 100% heavy hotties. There were maybe 10 girls worth looking at total, but that's what happens when you go to a...

It does, don't worry. I went to a prestigious school myself. I guess we should have gone to state schools and gotten all the sloots there. C'est la vie. I grew pretty bitter too, but it gets better....

If it's a small school, I know that feel bro. To make things worse there were wayyyy less girls than guys where I went so 6s thought they were 8s and 4s were fully convinced they were 7s and acted...

Ever hear of a self fulfilling prophecy? If you believe you're far from aesthetic then you probably will be seen that way. And if you truly aren't then hit the gym. I used to be well over 300lbs but...

The only thing that surprises me about MWP is that his rap career didn't take off. Tru Warier for life, inb4 triple platinum (notsrs)

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I'd say 2X a month is on the low side. Granted I've dated a few Jersey girls in my lifetime and they tend to be a little more tempermental (srs) I would still say you're fine. It tends to get worse...

Girls probably are mirin, you just don't notice. Believe me, I was like this too. Girls would look at me and I would dart my eyes to the floor. Then I would look back and they would be like, what the...

Alrighty then back in the flow. What better way to usher it in than with an every day lunch? This time I picked up some provolone cheese though and some dill pickle chips instead of those sandwich...

Probably creeped out the first time. Definitely creeped out the second time. Try not to act stalkerish with the next girl you're mirin, play it cool cause this time you dun goofed.

Back in Massachusetts. I've been pretty lackadaisical about logging stuff recently. I don't know I kind of feel like I'm in a groove here, but that's no excuse. I'll be better in the coming weeks,...

Or you could go Charlie Kelly with it

Girl OP picks up: So what do you do for a living
OP: I'm a fullonrapist
Girl OP picks up: You mean a Philanthropist?
OP: .....

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Hairline might be going north. Still a fact that his mother rode West.

Apparently these are the lyrics to this song. I just heard gibberish and did the dance at age 10 lulz.

Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena....

Pretty sure even the youngest females, say, 6 and 7 year olds, know not to get in cars with strangers giving them rides.

Inb4 OP offers candy to lure drunk sloots in

Yeah then missing her now is completely natural. Gotta live your life without her for a bit to really tell if you miss her or not. I was convinced I missed my ex and wanted her back real bad for...

Kind of hard to tell really. If you hang out with another girl and you don't specifically think of your ex thats a sign you just want female company. Was this a recent breakup?