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  • i used to shove a cucumber up my angus to widen...

    i used to shove a cucumber up my angus to widen the gape. now i can take the black hawk like a hot dog down the hallway
  • will try this now

    will try this now
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    reported to amc for copyright infringement. hope...

    reported to amc for copyright infringement. hope your ass gets shut down.
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    found my goal hair, it's different, yet...

    found my goal hair, it's different, yet aesthetic. follow this dude on instagram, he can cut hair like no other!

    http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy246/martian1985/photo1_zpsbe454758.png
  • gonna jack off soo hard to these pics. will...

    gonna jack off soo hard to these pics. will update with results
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    ^both look good. the b4 you look like liu kang or...

    ^both look good. the b4 you look like liu kang or yakuza member.
  • imagine giving him a bj. that would be one dry...

    imagine giving him a bj. that would be one dry ass salty dik you'd be zuckin
  • i'm gonna jack off soo hard to this thread. will...

    i'm gonna jack off soo hard to this thread. will update with results.
  • i was at this house party one time.. this girl...

    i was at this house party one time.. this girl started sucking this guy off right after i domed him up real nice and slimy. what a fuarkin sl00t
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    would choke both

    would choke both
  • i think arya is cute.

    i think arya is cute.
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    asian brahs, check out this guys hair. is it just...

    asian brahs, check out this guys hair. is it just a part, using pomade? would this be a pretty versatile haircut? like can i use a matte product or style w/out the part?

    jQSFCGfnvFA
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    ^i will for mother's day haha. what bout the hair...

    ^i will for mother's day haha. what bout the hair tho? i feel like my hair has potential for aesthetics. just can't decide what to do with it lol
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    fuarrrk brahs, been growin my hair out for a...

    fuarrrk brahs, been growin my hair out for a while now and honestly don't know which direction to go. i feel that i should at the very least trim the sides and back. what should i ask for? face will...
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    ^you poppin mollys brah?

    ^you poppin mollys brah?
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    great minds think alike OP. my hair is in it's...

    great minds think alike OP. my hair is in it's awkward phase right now. growing the top out a bit before i decide to get it cut. you wearing clark beeswax dbs too OP?
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  • i would suck your angus til it prolapsed, real...

    i would suck your angus til it prolapsed, real talk.
  • i've always wanted a snake. it's contoured...

    i've always wanted a snake. it's contoured perfectly to the shape of your penis. imagine the suction action. if only there were a way to remove the fangs. would be like owning a living fleshlight.
  • Poll: would suck 5's angus soo hard that it'd prolapse,...

    would suck 5's angus soo hard that it'd prolapse, reeltalk
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    ^jesus christ, let the kid be a kid for god's...

    ^jesus christ, let the kid be a kid for god's sakes. let him worry about lookin like a pretty boy in high school. if he seriously has you do his hair for half an hour every morning and wears cologne...
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