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What's "the format".

No but I'd love to get some head. I bet she could suck a basketball through a chinese finger trap.

Band camp was just 3 weeks ago

Garcia will be on so many drugs he won't even feel the punches.

Win by KO, Garcia.

Imagine this is a relative of yours. Dying for absolutely no reason, with zero effect on literally anything outside of some 24 hour shock value.

Denmark should be paying for this. Not us.

wat

Ask her for nudes

Its fukin LA not Boise Idaho.

The issue is almost never with the abstract idea/concept.

The issue is 99% of the time that human beings are innately selfish narcissistic pieces of **** who want to manipulate everything to...

I like dogs more than cats. But I respect cats more than dogs.

The rise of dog culture has contributed a lot. I see multiple sloots on SM who are obsessed with their dogs and literally make them their whole lives. So unless they meet a man who also is obsessed...

I'm offended that Jake is being allowed anywhere near a ring with Mike Tyson, but since its gonna happen, any outcome besides Jake being decapitated with an uppercut in the first round will legit...

Dog's stroke game is immaculate.

Pics of dog?

Immigrants have already done that.

Why don't we just take over Sudan while we're at it.

Misc since 2001: sloots gonna sloot
OP: I went on vacation and sloots slooted
Misc: LIAR

It already has it.

Congrats?

What man wants to move into a woman's house.

I'll be damned.

Smacking my tv and punching remote buttons furiously, then asking everyone else if their internet went out too.