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  • Haha... they've obviously had a whole night of...

    Haha... they've obviously had a whole night of pillow talk on the issue

    ^ Next time you're watching sport with him: 'Dad, I have a question about girls... is $70 too much for a rimjob?'



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  • Mom pls Lol @ how she thought you'd rawdog a...

    Mom pls

    Lol @ how she thought you'd rawdog a hooker in your parent's drive. Ask if you can borrow her car this week.



    Funny story - family are hoarder potatoes so I never bought a girl home...
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    Cool - did some Romans roll a giant stone up...

    Cool - did some Romans roll a giant stone up there or are you always this fun?
  • - Keep your options open until they bring it up ...

    - Keep your options open until they bring it up

    - Only get exclusive with girls who are as interested in you as you are them. Preferably more.
  • Thing is, you're trying to force long-term...

    Thing is, you're trying to force long-term relationship behaviours onto shiny new relationships. Sounds nice to outsiders, but in reality it's too formal, too much pressure & aimed at the wrong...
  • My checklist would be: Compatible humour...

    My checklist would be:
    Compatible humour
    Doesn't live for instant gratification, still remembers to have fun
    Open to new things
    Smart
    Solid, stand-up friends. No bitshiness etc (bad friends are...
  • Would ruin mercilessly/10

    Would ruin mercilessly/10
  • some quotes say that life isn't about avoiding...

    some quotes say that life isn't about avoiding the storms; it's about learning to dance in the rain.


    My variant on this phaggytime philosophy is that life is about learning to bust nuts in sluts...
  • ahaha dem feels Can also instantly tell which...

    ahaha dem feels

    Can also instantly tell which personality disorder she suffers from and how difficult she'd be to talk to if we were both sober
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    I kinda wish that Maggie and Glenn had been offed...

    I kinda wish that Maggie and Glenn had been offed in the finale. Their characters haven't been developed at all since S2. Glenn's actually become more one-dimensional
  • Catching up ITT and stumbled across this potato...

    Catching up ITT and stumbled across this potato advice. How's it possible to be so misinformed yet so sure of yourself?

    brb rubbing a fresh case of bursitis
    brb rubbing a recently torn tendon

    ...
  • This - the operator was just implying that you're...

    This - the operator was just implying that you're rocking a bushy azz-fro down there and would prefer to deal with a more glabrous angus for an hour or two.



    She just caught you off-guard with...
  • Oh god college group work Every team I was...

    Oh god college group work

    Every team I was ever in:

    - 1 neurotic. Has no authority but still assigns tasks, sets arbitary deadlines, emails you several hundred times for status reports. Gets...
  • minor unresolved disagreement and a woman with...

    minor unresolved disagreement and a woman with too much time to think about it.

    That mix will kill just about any relationship.
  • +1 for the 'do the exact opposite' camp ...

    +1 for the 'do the exact opposite' camp



    Srsly, every guy knows what happens if you let your girlfriend 'sleep off' a disagreement.
    - She wakes up the next day, 7 hours of sleep-obsessing...
  • Lulz - I swear women have an in-built Ctrl+F for...

    Lulz - I swear women have an in-built Ctrl+F for anything graphic. If Tolstoy hid even one paragraph about tounge-punching a fartbox in War & Peace, that would be the first page she read.
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    Ask her to install a findmyphone app - my grandad...

    Ask her to install a findmyphone app - my grandad has Alzheimer's and wanders off sometimes.

    Posters touting cures ITT mean well, but don't spend all your time pouring over studies or scouring...
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    lol - I think to pull this off you'd either need...

    lol - I think to pull this off you'd either need to be an extremely charming sunvabish, or she'd have to be very, very disinterested in her phonecall. Probably both.
  • Never fart on a man's balls, OP

    Never fart on a man's balls, OP
  • By date two, you should have transcended all...

    By date two, you should have transcended all normal kinks and be exploring scat, depilation and zoological roleplay.



    Contrary to what misc says, there's no timetable. Just stay flirty and for...
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