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LOL. Did your wife laugh it off? Mine would've killed me...then again, so would've my dad... damn asian parents.

And then she'll end up dating 21 year olds when she's 14...just sayin'. Although I think having the Edward Norton from American History X look would be pretty effective at keeping guys away from your...

Hey Kaptn, just wondering, how many kids do you have? 'Cause I think it'd be hilarious if you ended up having a daughter. You'd end up thinking that every guy out there would be like you when it...

Heh, the current topic reminds me of two quotes in particular:

" A lot of people wonder how you know you're in love. Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed...

What surprises me is that you still wanted to do it the "romantic way". IE, spending all your hard earned money on a scrap of metal combined with one of the most common elements in the universe. At...

Mmm...tight... (no ****)

Which story was that from?

Nevermind, didn't realize Kaptn edited the last story to add more.

Irony (n): The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

If Kaptn said he made it all up, it wouldn't be ironic.

Didn't you say a few pages back about how how your wife basically lets you do as you please (within obvious reason, of course)? But originally she was just as controlling as some of the other chicks...

Financially speaking, kids are a horrible investment. A wife is just a bit better, but not by much.

ALONE 4 LYPHE!!

You mean 180, right?

Sounds like an informercial testimonial. "Learn how to score with women NOW! Just 5 easy payments of 19.99! Hurry, this deal won't last long!"

LOL. You're my hero just because of a religious leader saying that to you.

Considering that your wife has not been with a lot of partners (I recall you saying her number was 4), how'd you manager to get her to agree to casual sex so readily, especially when she knew you...

Apparently so. I can't recall ever meeting a bible-thumper I've wanted to screw though.

Well, not really, IMO. Even if the chick is a 4 or a 5, she's a virgin by choice. Guys are just too horny for her not to be. A 40 year old virgin doesn't mean he's that way by choice.

"Oh, LEVITICUS!"? Care to explain?

Another word for trust is faith. You can't know everything about her, especially if she's trying to hide it. I see no reason to risk getting with a closet whore.

Imagine, your next wife could be like that. That's why I'm staying single forever. Or getting a foreign chick.

Kaptn, I think someone wants to see your wang... ;)

(no homo)

You moved to a new city for MMA?