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If you’ve never wrestled a naked homeless woman you’re missing out.


JK being an ER nurse sucked glad I’m out of that profession

Went to liberal grad school, told them to pound sand. Purebloods 4lyf

Make sure you’re standing between puni and farley

Spend the money on a triple vax instead. Quicker way to anhero.

Pureblood4lyf

Negged

stick to butchering glocks

I used to think "medically induced coma" was some radical thing, and now I sedate people on a regular basis at work. That term seems so scary and really it just means they're on a propofol drip.

f/r calipers rotors and pads, both u/s a/f sensors and now i need the exhaust welded up since its leaking before the d/s a/f sensor and causing a cel. I hate my 4runner. it also shakes in the...

That gears of war emblem was ripped off fair and square.

Hahaha

Paddle faster, I hear banjos.

Did someone say fu ck Farley?

your wife's dick is plastic, she doesn't need to go to the hospital she just needs to unstrap it.

I would pay a lot of money to use her ******* as a respirator. Love Jessica nigri.

I need your phone number dude, I don't Snapchat anymore

Macallan 12

you might have forgot due to old age



I had a baby so basically the same thing

double the Cajun degeneracy is my guess.

Fool me once...

Gears of war called, wanted its logo back. Both of them, apparently.

speaking of ammo, where can I find .223 wylde ammo? Is it safe to shoot .223 Remington through that? I think I got ripped off during sandy hook. paid 1900 bucks for my delton. the guys at cabelas say...

he forgot about me, what a dick.

heard someone said illuminati