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  • my cat woke me up early as fuk with meowing and I...

    my cat woke me up early as fuk with meowing and I opened the door to let him outside and he was like "psyke phaggot" and walked back to the bedroom
  • Indiana alpha as fuk

    Indiana alpha as fuk
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    lol @ using brakes. I just cut the bottom out of...

    lol @ using brakes. I just cut the bottom out of my car and use my feet to stop like Fred Flintstone
  • Shallan was good in WoR, but a ****show in WoK....

    Shallan was good in WoR, but a ****show in WoK. Jasnah was a better female character and alpha as fuk
  • go to autozone or some similar shop and buy a...

    go to autozone or some similar shop and buy a manual for you vehicle and learn how to do basic maintenance to your whip. Learn how to do basic tune up sh*t when the time comes.
  • Read the first book of WoT if you want to know. I...

    Read the first book of WoT if you want to know. I hated it and the next couple, and apparently the the rest of the books are either really worse or marginally better. Malazan has its ups and downs by...
  • wood rather bend my dick to my ass, fuk myself,...

    wood rather bend my dick to my ass, fuk myself, cum fart that into a shotglass, let a herpes infested hooker swish it around in her mouth and then spit it into Ted Kennedy's corpse's ass, have that...
  • Sheeeit. Well I support it then. Too bad a test...

    Sheeeit. Well I support it then. Too bad a test like OP said can't easily be made with other drug intoxication
  • Bypassing the fuel system isn't hard.. but I...

    Bypassing the fuel system isn't hard.. but I guess if you're court ordered then it's gonna be fairly obvious.
  • Gatorade is a sh*t show, but if i want to replish...

    Gatorade is a sh*t show, but if i want to replish meself, I'll drink dat dere delicious original v8 rather than disgusting pedialite.
  • Is this for the starter or just for the door?...

    Is this for the starter or just for the door? Because inb4 peeps just leave their windows down.
  • Sticky: wet of fukking war

    wet of fukking war
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    seen before, but watched on netflix recently....

    seen before, but watched on netflix recently. fuark wonder what sort of superstar River Phoenix would've been.
  • That **** tastes like satan ****ed rosie odonnel...

    That **** tastes like satan ****ed rosie odonnel and they bottled the runoff cum/pussy juices in a bottle. I would rather live off of grape cough syrup that drink that sh*tshow one more time.
  • cmon son be open minded, sometimes I **** and...

    cmon son be open minded, sometimes I **** and piss and cum my pants and I want the instagram world to know
  • squatted in the curl rack

    squatted in the curl rack
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    They must have removed it, because I just...

    They must have removed it, because I just finished watching the entire series a few months ago.
  • tried this before in college. sucked ass and had...

    tried this before in college. sucked ass and had a hard time filtering it. also tasted like battery acid
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    Bill Burr standups Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

    Bill Burr standups
    Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    Star Trek The Next Generation
    House MD
  • wtf I feel full as sh*t after eating one, tho I...

    wtf I feel full as sh*t after eating one, tho I usually get double meat.



    anyway, you probably have several cancerous bowel polyps from your grotesquely inadequate eating and they're blocking...
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