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That is number of times I've fapped to your avi

It looks like Elon said "!!"

Did I read it wrong?

Congrats. I am celebrating 5 minutes of nofap.

I prefer feet would rather not lick a bh unless it was 10/10 then probably lick everything

I picked jab. I don't really like the way it feels to have a penis in my butt.

All posters in this thread except me are the same person. And wiseoldape is that same person too.

Watching the leafs hopefully get eliminated by the bruins.

Would use it as coom towel if given the opportunity

Jokes on him I don't get sex

I am a .1 upper because I have 4 kids, a wife, a home, and one income.

Some of them look hot to me, some don't. And I'm not all that gay so I think I disagree with op

Do we get a new thread every time a random home sells for slightly less than it did a few years ago?

Would rather sniff her socks but if the bh was the only offer on the table of course I'd accept and have a whiff.

Only if her and a friend or two are strong enough to hold me down and milk my weiner til I erupt like mt Vesuvius then I promise to leave straight away. Probably stop for an iced coffee on the way...

I prefer these types of people torching themselves as opposed to shooting strangers.

Terminated for posting on social media like a sloot instead of just miscing like a man.

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I can't even imagine the twisted filth I'd be viewing while cranking it three times a day after a few weeks.

Bend over and I'll show you

It's not enough but nothing will ever be enough