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so, how does it feel to be dirty little queers with saggy buttholes?!?

I'm not gay, but have always been curious;What does it feel like the first time you get banged up the ass? Does it bleed everywhere? Does it hurt? Do you need to s**t?

Did you pound her with your big black monkey cock?

I have used pheremones once before. I was first told about the whole thing when i twelve by my buddy. We were both hugely randy back then and desperate to get some poon. So, we get an issue of FHM or...

OMG she's 105lb and 5'4, that's got me so wet.


Why do guys always, when describing a broad, manage to get her vital stats into it. What am i supposed to conclude about her looks when you tell me...

Holy ****, 5 hours all on arms?!? That would destroy me.

You probably won't be able to masturbate for a while, so be prepared :D

If i was you i'd have gone in there while they were asleep, and placed a vibrator in your brothers hand, and placed his other hand down her panties :D

Then come in, open the curtains and turn on...

OMG i'm such an idiot. Just ignore it when i keep on saying i don't know you're weight, height and age. I keep forgetting that you've actaully typed all your stats!

To lose weight you need to burn more calories than you eat. Therefore you can't expect to gain muscle mass. If you are aged about 16-20, and this is your 1st time lifting, then yeah you might see a...

Definatley cut first.

Waitaminute, it doesn't cost me rep to rep someone does it?

Ahahahaha! I found that funny, have some green.

What i find annoying is when some guy gives you a rep point, then asks you to return the favour. I'm like,'WTF, you didn't do anything so **** off'....

Me too, I'd prefer to look like Negger than Ronnie. I can't see how Coleman can move. I mean, he's so huge it looks impossible for him to move like a normal person....if you get what i mean.

*To start off with use light weights so that you get used to using proper form. Increase the weight each week.

*Gradually increase your food intake over the weeks

*Change your routine every 3...

Damn he is heavy. But hey, it's not like he looks good.

1. Legs
2. The part above their tits
3. Lower back
4. The sides of their upper body. Lat area down.

Couldn't agree more :up:

Things i hate about girls;

1. When they're mean and nasty about other girls for no apparent reason. I can't stand bitchy woman. They need to be shot through the head.

2. When my girlfriend got...

To be honest, the way we use words are only justified by the context.

If a girl has cheated on me and i make a thread about it, i'm not gonna say 'her ladyship cheated on me', i'm gonna say 'that...

Just wait. You're getting it sucked, so be content with that for a while;

When the time comes though, just make sure you don't bust in 4 seconds like i did. I spent 1 second slipping in and the...