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Damn. I lived with a chick who did that. She would get guys to pay our bills online and stuff and then block them. I thought about taking a ton of photos if a random girl online and creating an of...

Usually dancing around in a bikini or shoving random objects up my anus for my only fans. Had great success last weekend. Made 33 bucks

I was actually really good in football. In pee wee I played quarterback and was unstoppable. Probably scored more on defense than offense. Jr high was rough. Our high school was 2 in the state and I...

I don’t have a girl mane

I thought it was from when nasa put in all of the black people so they could say the first black whatever. That’s also when other countries stopped working with the nasa

It’s just the in trend to hate white people. Ironically I think the Jews were the ones who started that whole thing but forgot they were white themselves. Worst part is the ver half the white...

She isn’t attractive at all. I actually work a labor job and had to train this young girl who wears those and she is fine. It takes a lot of energy not to say or do anything

Yesterday 1500 African ilegals stormed a capital building demanding more free stuff. This country is done

This and they have attractive sexual organs

Always wanted a normal relationship and everyone I know is always in one and I usually meet weirdos or just hook up with peoples wives

Yeah I like the mixed chick Spanish chick. Holy hell she is fine. I would fight in thst ring to get with her but I know you notice the penors too

Looks like mine flaccid. I think Eastern European men and green men have larger looking Penors like that. Hell they have that dating naked show in the uk and all of those guys have huge flaccid...

I just lost to a random girl in madden mut 41-0. They had to put a ton of moves into the game though

I must be doing something wrong because I always owe. I owed 1000 and not counting state. It wouldn’t accept my state tax so I say I tried and I’m not paying unless they come for it. I’m about just...

Same thing I see. I used to think it was because I’m foreign but maybe it is just crap now. I recently busted my elbow and it was the size of a basketball and the specialist said ewww that looks...

It went down right as the eclipse was happening and the only place I could get news was from tic toc. I thought it really was the end.

Well the democrats bow down to terror. All of the protests and stuff caused them not to help.

Either way it benefited Iran. It cost a lot of money to Israel and it got their troops back home. They could go back to what they were doing I guess.

I prefer being at home so I can eat and drink and use the bathroom in peace. Can’t stand people who nasty up public restrooms and it’s usually joggers. I could actually kill sone one over that srs