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It's beta to wonder something is beta in the first place.

Ay my first job (jimmy johns) i walked in wearing jeans. The supervisor said "you need to wear khaki's here, not jeans". I replied, "this isn't going to work out..." and walked out.

At my last...

Rip...

If (srs), good job for finally making an account for him. /props

If srs... you have my condolences.

OP,

I am curious as to the random number combination you type in, in response to this post.

Thank you for your time and have a good day.

He's not "into" bestiality, it's evolution that forces his hand brah.

Also, me thinks OP = troll

So they weren't immortal after eating the dinosaur?

Mind + Blown = wut...

UFO = Unidentified Flying Object

Just saying...

Technology is not just computers, a bird using a stick to open a jar is an application of technology. The Homo genus has existed for over 2 million years, during that time - we have developed modern...

ITT a bunch of humans assume that all potential life in the universe is as limited as human intellect.

The ant-hill analogy means that we are incapable of understanding an aliens attempts at...

I'd imagine it's fairly normal... get's to bang a fat chick if he washes the dishes etc.

coolface.horrorstory

nah, imo it's no different than if someone said "So I walk on glass... sexually." It's just random **** based on some crazy guys fantasy.

/shrug

I still love this thread dude. You are a true...

Age:21 wut?

Shouldn't you be saying DBZ was awesome?

I think the box is the lamest one. Obviously fake story is obviously fake.

wut... negged ****go

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/118/a/b/Iron_Man_by_kylemesa.png

I get extra cred for actually making mine!

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Solution to this:

"If you don't choose, no sex for you"

then she'll choose right away. (srs)

I read, was on edge of my seat. liked the story...

then i see comments asking for BJ details and I think "homo?"...

honestly?

Because we need better math. What we have now can't describe a higher speed.

I think the fact that the ultra big and the ultra small need to be different fields of physics that use...

in!

reps ready to deliver OP, upon confirmation of epicness.