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Has a massive umbilical hernia from too many deep squats. It's not really the huge bulge in his midsection that bothers me as much as it is the squishy sounds the hernia makes every time he pushes...
New stuff is on the way....
What do you call a girl on steroids?
A Gear Box.
Old Dick wears those 1970's style gym shorts. You know the one's I'm talking about. He gets on the bench press, spreads his legs, lifts, and spills it.
He's Dick Spillit.
Hugh has this giant zit right in the middle of his forehead. As he starts his first 250 pound ass to grass squat you get out of the way. On the second squat the vein above his right eye begins to...
There is this older guy in the gym. He starts talking about his first grandchild due in late February 2009. You want to work out. He is taking up your time but then he shuts up and lets you work...
Buster doesn't look like much but has bedded just about every girl in town. None of the other guys understand it and the girls aren't talking. He even wears out the hot rich snob treadmill milf...
Me.
Tonight I am "Merry Christmas Guy".
Merry Christmas to you all.
And thank you for improving our thread.
DHM
Penis Hands
Old penis hands must have scratched his balls for an hour before hitting the gym. You can smell his hands from 10 feet away. I think I am going to buy lifting gloves with full finger...
Teenager beating off at bb.com:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3706671
I wish I had this kind of stuff when I was your age.
DHM
This Paris Hilton wanna-be shows up at the gym with a little dog, bleach blonde hair, and fake blue contact lens. She's actually ugly but since everyone is convinced somehow that's she's beautiful...
Mark became a vegetarian. Mark became unstable. Simba left Mark and took his children. Mark's autopsy showed his diet killed him. Mark is the vegetarian that lost his family.
Too bad it's...
Mr. Nice Pecs and a Six Pack doesn't realize that nice pecs and a six pack will only get you so far in life. Sure, he's knocking out the nookie today instead of going to college or learning a skill...
Back around 1980 she was so fine even gay guys busted a boner.
Holy sh!t! she looks great. Until she turns around and you see her face.
The Braces Kid. I see what you do with the weights when you leave a machine. Who are you trying to impress? Maybe I shouldn't care so much about this, but I hate to see you waste your effort trying...
The Shower Honker. What you do in your own shower is your own business. But when you share the shower room with other people, most of us would appreciate you NOT covering the floor with your snot...
The Walking Pharmacy. I've never seen someone carry that many juices, powders and pills around with them. You're like a walking GNC. Apparently they work because you're built like Stallone (circa...
First time? Forever. She didn't know what she was doing but then neither did I. It actually became boring.
Today? Not long. My woman knows exactly what to do and how to do it. My toes start...
On "Next" last weekend a ripped dude got instantly nexted because he was built. The girl that nexted him made fun of him by saying "oooh, I have big sexy muscles" then she said "I'm not into...