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Have you got something wrong with you Germanic? Bit simple? You remind me of the Starwars kid.

God bless your little retarded heart.



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You could combine your intellect with a freshly coiled dogturd, and then together, you could both enroll in a special school and be a mediocre student. Nice mentality. Good luck with your dumbass...

Condensing the population of earth (7 billion) onto a FFMI chart. You my friend, are a jackass.

Ever gamed before? Noticed how many clueless nubs there are? Do you think if I play starcraft for...

Are all gym guys retarded or just you guys? I can't pick up a basketball and train for "5+ years", then match Michael Jordan's skills?.

Why can't gym guys accept that, like every other activity on...

I'll make this really easy to understand for the meatheads out there.

Pick ANY activity. ANY at all. Let's pick sprinting. A champion sprinter will more than likely be running sub 11's when he's...

Dancing bear.

Nice bandana, you queer.

So much beta ITT.

Maybe you should all consider dropping the whole "macho man" image and actually satisfy your woman so she doesn't run off with someone who can. I bet half of you beta's have...

Show him Devils :P

This is perfect. If you have no problem with donating, you should say you agree but only to a threesome and continue as long as it takes to conceive!

The Gastly from pokemon that could change into any improved shape is the most supreme power in the universe.

Bulbasaur and squirtle.

He changes to a venastoise.

He could therefor change into...

50% of these stories are made up.

The other 50% of these stories didn't happen.

Asians have very good skin

With the exclusion of an Iphone, who uses mac products is a neckbearded *******. They use inferior technology. Cpu's, ram, HD, GPU, power supplies are all second rate. They aren't interchangable and...

When I was a kid, I use to piss in the shampoo bottle to get back at my older brother.

People think you can treat others like **** without consequence. Nice little reality check.

I stole the car keys from my teachers desk on the last day of school and put a 2L milk carton a compartment in the boot of his car. Also did this to my last boss.


Quid pro quo Mr. Powers. Quid...

This is a tribute to what misc has become. Full of gays, losers and people like OP.

I cringe when I see Arnolds anti drug stance when his very foundations are built on them.

He isn't the man he use to be.

Pretty simple. Some people don't want to have to stick needles into their arm to achieve greatness; just like the thousands of heroes in mankind's history that didn't have to stick themselves. It's a...