I decided to hide the power cord to the dvd player in case a copy of The Notebook is lurking around. My self esteem can't handle Ryan Gosling's abs while I gorge down an entire Whitman's Sampler...
Legal recreational pot industry opens in Colorado...
Colorado plummets from healthiest state to most obese within 3 months. Funyons and Cheetos could not be reached for comment.
In one night Miley Cyrus set the giant foam hand industry back 20 years. All the struggle foam hands went through to gain mainstream respect washed away with one heroin/LSD/PCP inspired performance.
They got a brand new machine at the gym. I only used it for about an hour and started to feel sick, but it's awesome! It's got Mars Bars, Milky Ways, KitKats, M&Ms,...
Kayne West has vowed not to play in any state with the "Stand Your Ground Law." Currently there are 32 states with similar laws. In a surprise move, 18 more states have just filed to start this law.