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Anyone who drives under the speed limit.

People who don't make eye contact when they shake your hand. Its insulting to me. especially when they are looking at someone else.

hood of my car, and her parents bed.

I think that your inner gayness is a white supremacist! jj

I used to get girls because of my car... So what? Could I get them w/o it? maybe but it wasnt as easy. I would never use it to find a gf, but just some chick to nail. I dont see an issue here.
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This thread is awesome, I didnt think anyone would post because they have too much pride, but we all know everyone has a price.

What about giving head for $50,000? what if he was a premature ejaculator?

HAHA everyone has a price.

How much money would it take for you to commit a gay act? (ie. give head or take it in the pooper) Be honest if someone offered you a million dollars, you would probably do it. I'm just wondering...

That last one was original, how did you think of that one?

Gun
Ski mask
and a Duffell bag.

Mask
Branding iron
child size handcuffs

Wood polisher
gas can

I'll end the story for you "And then I woke up!"

That one guy from "The biggest loser" lost 24lbs in one week.
Considering most of the 6lbs is water, that is likely to be true.

I couldnt find a more appropriate forum so im posting here.

Is steak healthy for you? as long as there isnt much fat on it. Does it matter how red the meat is?

Is it an unheathy lunch to eata...

On that note, I am ordering KFC tonight because they deliver.

I LOVE ALL OF GOD'S ANIMALS, NEXT TO THE CORN ON MY PLATE!

So if you see a spider in the house you won't kill it? What about if the squirell in your tree is walking with a limp, would you shoot it down? or trap it to kill it? It's in pain you know.

If my...

Hey Everyone, Its A Little Known Fact That Chickens Don't Have Souls. They Were Put On This Earth To Feed Us. As Long As We Aren't Torturing Them For Entertainment, I See No Problems.

I laughed for a good half hour when jack black drop kicked baxter (the dog) off the bridge in anchorman.

There is a customer at work who was always talkign about her partner. Then after talking to her for about 15 minutes it turns out its her "live-in bf".

some ppl just dont realize.

what is it called when your chest sticks out more on the left side then on the right side. i have this and 2 guys i went to school with have it too. I would like to know more... the bone right in the...