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#justpoorpeoplethings

Imagine being out of the workforce for years while studying, accumulating student debt and working in a soul-crushing 9-5 job that’s actually 60 hours a week just to be...

Yes you would be a millionaire but that’s still not enough to buy the median house in Sydney so who cares

Melvin the type of misca to borrow your car and bring it back with the fuel light on and the seat presets all messed up

Idiot OP doesn’t seem to understand that’s more consumption than 90% or more of all thw people living in the world

Why are you so greedy OP?

Idk but was he always living rent free in your head

Melvin the typa misca to only neg reds

#justmicropenisthings

Can you imagine having a scat fetish and a micro peen like OP

And yet you can’t even get one of those

Sucks to be you

Nobody wants to date you, you scat fetish micropeen autist

Wanted a pic of kimms ass

Melvin the type of miscer to borrow money from you, and when you axe for it back he be axing you what you need it for

And yet, not a single crumb of pussy for OP

Even if he offers a $10k all expenses paid destination wedding holiday

Brutal

He’s more likely to eat his ass

Melvin the type of miscer to force a flight attendant to wipe his ass and then moan and say “deeper!” while she doing it

Being a G4P gape artist only has one meaning tho

Wood destroy

Became known as the type of miscer to not hang a foot off the edge of the bed in case the monsters get him

Became known as the type of miscer to try to make eye contact through the crack in the bathroom stall

Oh dear, l see another miscer got cucked by the tradie and decided to have a cry about it

Sucks to be you OP