i know its sad as fuk, but one thing i want to do when i become a billionaire is get one of those super hot MFC whores who never really do anything but get mad tokens and tell her imma tip her 100k...
when i masturbate i put lotion on both my hands. i use my right hand to jerk off and my left hand to lather my balls/taint. it makes me feel dirty. its a bitch to clean up after though