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Prepared for a wank by neatly placing some tissues next to me. Weirdest chit I ever did.

Now it's socks and sometimes I'll treat myself to a T-shirt. Thank fuark I grew out of that

"lame."

Seems legit

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don't make me post pics of me in Croatia ffs, I was fat as ****. They charged me in Kuna but it came to ~500 euros. Posting I lost 1 million Kuna would mean nothing to anybody

The nearest strip club to where I live is about 100 miles away. Also, haven't really spent much time with my Dad growing up, w.e

Lucky you have a wise Dad :)

If it happened again I think I might go TAKEN mode and just kill them all.



Don't watch part 4 of the video posted a few posts ago. Stupid -4/10 blonde megakhunt made me nearly punch myself....

couldn't agree more with this, it was an otherwise awesome place

Or 18 and severely intoxicated?



I wish I had seen a video like this at the time, was very eye-opening, especially the conversation with the police.

I genuinely don't understand how these...

Shhiiiiiit. That's an expensive lesson. Lol at his friends being essentially held hostage. Hope karma ****s these people in the ass, well, in the unlikely event that it exists :/



Sigh, sucks!...

Considered it but had to think quick and I was just too drunk, plus, the strip club was way out from where I was staying and the streets are like mazes at night. To navigate home had to basically...

I was 18 at the time btw, so, 18, very drunk, strange surroundings, seen movies with insane Eastern Europeans. A recipe for paying up imo

What reason do I have to make up such a dumb story? Moron. I was out of my mind drunk. Never made a dumb mistake drunk? Forgot everyone on the misc was >6ft, has a 9" cawk, is CEO 10k/day and never...

Deal with it? What part of that gave the impression I haven't dealt with it? I'm very over it, happened years ago. Was just reminded of it and thought I'd share to stop others being so dumb.


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If it's 10k then that's obv a lot different.

How is 500 for a drink illegal?

Nah, figured they've done nothing wrong legally, I should have asked the price of the drink first obv.



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They'd probably at least break a few bones imo. Lessons learned the hard...

Went to Croatia (Split specifically)
Went to strip club (first time ever, and was shockingly drunk)
Bish asked me to get her a drink, white knighted it up and said yes, she sends some dude to get...

do you see this **** happening in countries where guns are banned? Nope.

Fuqqing paranoid retard 'mericans of peace.

Literally ZERO justification for these random idiots to own a gun. No real...

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Made plans with a girl to go get food/go cinema Saturday night, I don't really know her well at all. Got a text today (Thursday)...

Well this is by far the dumbest thread I've seen in a while.

So, Christianbrah, what happens when you die and a different God, Thor perhaps, or Zeus, or any of the other man-conjured Gods appears....