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Dude, just take a quick 1 minute cold shower after you finish your main shower. It closes your pores just as well, and it's a helluva lot better than using an icecube lmao

Now that's just racist man. Not cool

Ran it through an online summarizer. Came up with this:

TLDR Iran is soon looking to join the ranks of Russia, Pakistan, and China, as the only remaining powers capable of defending their economic...

Holy **** that's genius (weird, but genius), almost on par with that guy doing protein assays on protein powders to determine their real protein content (srs).

I should start by sharing Im Autistic and Ive been studying history for Years now obsessively, this was written under the influence, getting my true feelings out made for an interesting read. Let me...

DA FUK? You just graduated high school? Dude, there's going to be a million other chicks. There's a reason why everyone breaks up with their SO before thanksgiving freshman year. Don't worry about...

WAIT HOLD ON

I just noticed thread title said (pics). WHERE ARE THE PICS? Advice ain't free man...

Well it brings social proof. If he actively hangs around with the hottest chick of the campus in a bar or party, then other girls there know that he's at least something. Just have to keep them away...

Yeah... she does remember making out but she doesn't want to. That's exactly what I said when I hooked up with this meh chick, it's the age-old excuse man. If you really want to get with her, you...

http://i.imgur.com/VeTfa.gif

OP, tell me, did you sniff that stain after she left?


You did didn't you?

http://i.imgur.com/b0pgd.gif

Dude... that your jizz? Da **** man clean that **** up now.

Feels like you're on top of the world doesn't it? Even if it doesn't work out, one small step at a time bro.

http://oi49.tinypic.com/24zivcy.jpg

Pretty cute, she looks Jewish or Arabic. GJDM

Don't **** this up OP, do NOT text her "how much you miss her" and "when can you come over again" and "we had such a good time." Makes you sound like a virgin or just using her for sex. Heck you...

Strong, strong join date to rep power ratio. Or is it weak?

Honestly if I was a mod I'd rep you just to give you some breathing room.

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Give me a cute good looking chick over the typical barbie

http://i.imgur.com/FPKEW.jpg

so you didn't use any of the lines posted in this thread?

maybe IGNORING the text IS the best reaction holy **** mind=blown

I fully support not banning guns...

HOWEVER, gun advocates, I fear that if everyone could get a gun, or if it's too easy to get one, then things like road rage (which just about everyone...