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    Old fart checking in

    Old fart checking in
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    Real men don't follow fashion. Sweat pants and a...

    Real men don't follow fashion. Sweat pants and a hoodie, whatever is comfortable and don't care what anyone thinks.
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    Pro-life but not totally against abortion in all...

    Pro-life but not totally against abortion in all circumstances(rape,mothers life is at risk etc). I think the father should have a say in the matter since the child is just as much his as it is hers....
  • At least you aren't growing weed in your closet...

    At least you aren't growing weed in your closet with an extension cord running under the door and light beaming out underneath. Not that I ever did that at my old apartment.
  • Your head looks out of proportion with your body...

    Your head looks out of proportion with your body opie. Thought it was photoshop at first then realized your just a goofy lookin sumbytch.
  • cliffs -op cant grow a beard -op mad

    cliffs

    -op cant grow a beard
    -op mad
  • Santa really committed to that wave

    Santa really committed to that wave
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    Lifting light and not taking a multi.

    Lifting light and not taking a multi.
  • 50+ yr old man told me I had "a great body" then...

    50+ yr old man told me I had "a great body" then said he runs a massage business out of his home and offered give me a free massage. 100% srs. Bert stared him and then switched gym's.
  • Your word against theirs. Prepare for a long and...

    Your word against theirs. Prepare for a long and costly legal battle should you go that route.


    Not srs. I would assume they would be completely liable.
  • I didn't realize people asking how your day was,...

    I didn't realize people asking how your day was, telling you you're beautiful and saying have a nice evening was harassment.
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    wOtpErPVhoI
  • -Talking to this cute waitress at a bar -She's...

    -Talking to this cute waitress at a bar
    -She's flirting hard, wants the d
    -I'm drinking a jack and coke and chewing the ice
    -Go to say something and a chunk of ice flies out of my mouth and hits...
  • -New hot little secretary at my office -First...

    -New hot little secretary at my office
    -First conversation we ever had
    -(me)"Hey, how's it going?"
    -(her)"Pretty good, how are you?"
    -(me)"I'm good, how are you?"
    ...
  • Browsed/posted on this forum for 10+ years

    Browsed/posted on this forum for 10+ years
  • Text her this: "I left a blowjob at your house...

    Text her this: "I left a blowjob at your house can I come get it?"
  • yep

    yep
  • http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h43/aaron4au/pho...

    http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h43/aaron4au/photo4_zps670b814f.jpg
  • The pool one is mindblowingly stupid. I'm calling...

    The pool one is mindblowingly stupid. I'm calling bs.
  • There are three rules that I live by: never get...

    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a...
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