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Sup fellas? Just decided to join yall in North Cackalacky after being on and off again with my ex for 6 months.

Cliffs because I'm old as **** and got things to do:

-Im an older guy, divorced,...

Dear French OP:

Don't make us take back all of our Jerry Lewis re-runs.

Sincerely,

America.

You're mom called me and insecure midget last night. After we had sex.

The misc: Where your value to society is determined solely by heigth and penis size. By the way 5'9" and 5.75 inches. *Sad face*

I have no idea if Griffey took PE's, but I have no reason to believe he did, i.e. increased production in his late 30's, unnatural size gain in his late 30's, and wearing a size New Zealand hat. On...

Barry Bonds' gold gloves were a joke. If you completely suck ass at one facet of the defense, then how can you be the best at your position? My mom runs faster than Sid Bream. My ****ing mom. As a...

World needs ditch diggers too son.

Watching "National Treasure" is not "research."

Get it all the time time...I usually make a Slingblade face and go Mmmmmhmmmmm.

Apparently not...

Does being able to form a coherent thought or construct a proper sentence fall under "decent?" Just curious.

I always wondered if Lebron was good in bed.

I've seen women from Ohio...I'll stick with the cartoons.

Some of these submissions are a little disturbing.

Just remembered Babs Bunny. Bonus points for being ********. I killed a lot of sperm babies over that beez.

I'd probably grudge **** the Princess from Mario. You know that bitch was ****ing Luigi and probably Bowzer too behind Marios back, after that mother****er went all over creation eating coins and...

The thought of Wilma and Betty Rubble experimenting with a cucumber and anal beads is giving me a major chubb right now.

Eh, the redhead/tail combo is kind of a turnoff. Plus, you know it smells like fish...

I would also consider doing Peter Pan. Eh.

I also get wood whenever I play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2010 and I play against Se Ri Pak. Massive hooters.