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See, I don't buy either extreme. I reckon it would take me longer to find the guy's eye than it would take for him to choke me. Especially if he was moving his head. Even if I got an eye poke, he...

^Yup. all that

MMA fighters suck at pure boxing and Tyson was a freak athlete in his prime. If Tyson practiced wrestling takedown defence for even a week, I'd see him KOing Penn the second he got...

Can confirm. Had a girlfriend do a yucky bulk back in college

dat gut

A girl with guy friends is one of those situations that you're supposed to deal with better as you mature, but tbh I just don't have time for it now. So much unnecessary drama. It doesn't sound like...

POF diving!

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I'll add that dealing with the weeds (with all their flaking, banal conversations and total lack of ambition) really makes you appreciate how...

Can confirm

My underarm used to look like I had Don King in a headlock. Sweated like a pig working my first summer outside in overalls and layers. Cut the hair back and the problem went away.

The hopeless pit of inconsolable agony?Maybe a couple of months.

The dented confidence and commitment phobia? Depends how far you are away from having your chit together (car, home, regular job,...

If I was busy burying my Dad, and my girlfriend's reaction was to tell me that I wasn't giving her enough attention (i.e. she wasn't empathising with me or offering support; just dropping ultimatums...

Just queue up behind her next time you're at the water fountain. If she looks your way and makes like she's thinking about saying something, just say

'Yeah... fukin water'

Watching clueless phaggots re-enforce each other makes me rage almost as much as watching sloots defend each other.



If I were arranging my Dad's funeral services and my girlfriend's reaction...

IRL you'll use a yes/no criteria

When drunk, that line will get blurred.

Strong this

If OP was just bumming through life like Seth Rogan in Knocked Up with no job or hopes for the future... yeah, that would cause resentment. But that doesn't sound like the case.
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It sounds like you're not getting your conversational needs met, so when you're going after women you unload on them rather than the usual pushing for sex.

Could also be a self esteem thing as...

That blonde woman isn't getting laid

Northern girls are lairy and drink like fish. I'm not a perfection seeker, but it has been months since I found one who had interests outside work and booze.



I think having free travel cards...

Don't turn her on next time?




Oh sweet lawd, this

If I had to re-listen to every serious conversation I had with a girl aged <20, I'd probably facepalm so hard That I'd wind up concussed

winnar^

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Brb keeping women in reserve incase my wife's dad dies

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I used to think like a lot of miscers ITT, but over the last few years I've realised that some people just don't have self improvement on their radar due to their environment. It's sad.


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No she hasn't

Asked her what was up and she went into a big lecture about how she'd put on a ton of weight, was fatter than she'd ever been (@ 5'4 110lbs...), and how her stomach was huge and...