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Fuking hell that was a massacre. Well done lads!

Adam and Steve?

He's a fukin manlet- what's he gonna do? Head butt you in the fukin groin?!

Would rep the father in real life.

If you ever see her again then you are a complete pussy. No excuses- you should be going balls deep on her right now! Oh she's not asleep either.

Zed from the police academy films.

darth vader was black

That new light sabre looks like a medieval long sword which due to their weight meant they had a unique fighting style

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Could have hidden her under that weave.

OP is allergic to soap and water - please be more sensitive.

a ripoff is a ripoff, no matter how much you earn. No game of football is worth 97 quid. Bring back standing, get more punters in and dropping prices to £30 maximum is the way to go.

Manchester United need to go and sign another striker.

people who don't like being lied to shouldn't join the police

I dunno maybe start whipping yourself until you bleed while living in a cave off just bread and water for 30 days ,praying that he doesn't get turned into a pillar of salt or attacked by flying...

that's no way to talk about your father!

You only have to see them all going mental over those cartoons of mohammed to realise we are dealing with a lesser subspecies.

Hatem Ben Arfa and Gaston Ramirez going to hull. Lucky them.

Van gaal out!

they are all in on it fella......just waiting for the command from allahi to detonate/put rat poison in your donner kebab.

Chatting to two bbw's at a mates wedding and asked them if they were twins. "No. Why?" They ask. Me: cos ur both fat munters.
Don't remember getting home that night but woke up with puke on my...

Loving all the flopping around is just being waved away by Howard Webb - these urchins must be taught.