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  • Didn't know many girls when you were young, did...

    Didn't know many girls when you were young, did you?

    Put it this way: unless you made it to your mid 20s as a virgin, the no sex rule didnt keep you all sweet and innocent. And that's as a dude...
  • I only got laid first year of college, so...

    I only got laid first year of college, so bringing girls back to my parents didn't really cut it after having my own space. Was allowed, but paper-thin walls were a mood-killer. Weird how many of you...
  • Poll: Creating an interim title looks dumb. All it does...

    Creating an interim title looks dumb. All it does is make it harder to justify a future McGregor v Aldo payday if Mendes wins decisively.



    inb4 Chad wins, the UFC abandons all pretenses of...
  • Don't beat yourself up for having feels - it...

    Don't beat yourself up for having feels - it shows that you value a girl that cares about you. A decent lesson to learn about yourself, really

    Sometimes it's harder to have a promising...
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    Nailed it. Almost certainly booked tickets with...

    Nailed it. Almost certainly booked tickets with her ex and still wants to go. Said ex is almost certainly the reason that she flaked on OP a year ago (hence her not having a more recent fallback guy)...
  • HIV is a pretty good reason to not marry someone...

    HIV is a pretty good reason to not marry someone




    Those must have been a sweet couple of years if they were worth losing your wife, half your assets, half your mutual friends, moving into a...
  • I've wanted to see that fight for a while, but...

    I've wanted to see that fight for a while, but there's a reluctance to make a wrestler vs wrestler bout in case they somehow laypray each other for 15 mins(?)

    That logic was shown to be retarded...
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    Hopefully the Reebok design team are on hand to...

    Hopefully the Reebok design team are on hand to make some replacement banners real quick



    Charles Mendez vs Notorus 'Conor' McGregor
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    The McGregor Weidman pic is priceless I knew...

    The McGregor Weidman pic is priceless


    I knew that the uniforms would be blander than Bad Boy, Hayabusa etc... but I can't believe how unprofessional the Reebok kit looks
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    This is hilarious We're seeing the true...

    This is hilarious



    We're seeing the true business acumen of Dana & the Fertitas right here... and it's exactly what you'd expect from two born-rich mafia kids and a boxercise instructor who...
  • The fact that Aldo is even considering fighting...

    The fact that Aldo is even considering fighting with a fractured rib just underlines how chitty the Reebok deal must be compared to what he's currently looking to rake in
  • Good news, on balance. There's no real benefit...

    Good news, on balance. There's no real benefit over oral rehydration, and most MMA guys/trainers are so retarded when it comes to making weight that they just shouldn't be trusted with anything...
  • Has to be an exaggeration, but ugh.. I...

    Has to be an exaggeration, but ugh..


    I actually turned down a super cheap holiday to Dubai once because I legit couldn't imagine enjoying the place. And for some reason, the residents I've met...
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    Could not be any clearer Girls that love...

    Could not be any clearer



    Girls that love creampies stay on the pill. Girls who are concerned about pill side-effects won't touch a Plan B with a ten-foot pole. Period.

    lol @ believing that...
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    Yeah, I think Pac's injury was an 'I want to...

    Yeah, I think Pac's injury was an 'I want to generate interest in a $$$ rematch' injury

    Personally I don't think you can read too much into Aldo's injury. Nova Uniao aren't Jackson's MMA. They...
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    Yeah, you goof'd in 2006 by starting a serious...

    Yeah, you goof'd in 2006 by starting a serious relationship a conflicted 15 year old. Especially since your a lot of your appeal back then was probably based on being 'older' and maybe having a car....
  • The only explanation I have is that he forgot...

    The only explanation I have is that he forgot that he was banging his girlfriend and not playing Mortal Kombat

    I can only imagine how hard the button combo for that Fatality would have been
  • I only bruised my sternum a year ago - still took...

    I only bruised my sternum a year ago - still took two weeks to stop feeling like I was getting stabbed every time I took a deep breath or put my arms above my head

    just lol @ fighting with a...
  • I wish Nick didn't get banned. It would have been...

    I wish Nick didn't get banned. It would have been hilarious if Aldo and Rory had to pull out and the Diaz Bros stepped up to replace them



    Nate trash talking and slapping McGregor, Nick getting...
  • 'Big enough to make you feel small...'

    'Big enough to make you feel small...'
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