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How come female superheroes wear capes instead of aprons?

Getting battered with this hahaha

Even if you were allowed a pistol (beretta, hell even a desert eagle) you'd probably freeze up as it sprinted at you full pelt snarling it's glistening white diamond shaped teeth.

You'd more than...

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You're not worthy of being on misc.

New school misc sucks, everybody just quoting memes or tired catchphrases.

OP your sister is a slut.

She should have taken it in the butt.

Was going to go with Jizz in a cup and drink it. But number 1, wouldn't want too see you wank into a cup, and number 2 wouldnt want to watch you drink semen.

I'm thinking, take a **** in a cup,...

Either that's a really good anology, or a real bad one.

Remember the trunk is harder than the twig, but remember, you're NOT hitting someone with the bicep or tricep or shoulder, you're hitting...

I've been doing thai boxing for 3 years, I believe punching power comes from your CORE more than anything. You twist your hips, legs and ass too generate power in a punch.

Obviously if you're a...

I still have the email he sent me saying thanks for donating £10 too his billboard being erected somewhere in the states.

Did it actually ever happen Mr Masterson?

Long time fan here thanking...

5 hours?! I wouldn't travel over an hour for a chick, and if I had too, I'd make her do it if she really wanted too see me enough.

Girlfriend different story bro, but never had one of those, I...

Why are runners so horny? This chick I met up with who did marathons was a nymph, couldn't keep her hands away from her pussy.

THERE SHOULD BE A LAW AGAINST WOMEN BLUE BALLING YOU AFTER A NIGHT OUT!

We were in bed folling around, she was jacking me off and even sucked me off for like 5 seconds, then stopped and said we...

You're too honest for your own good.

Seriously you're one graphic mofo.

All good though, you're black so it's cool!

Still in pussios.

Day 5 in the NO FAP HOUSE

Not bad, been having a few urges lately, luckily my FB come over last night and sucked me off whilst we watched a Jamaican gangster movie.

Replenished my energy so to...

I've played WoW since the American Beta. Pretty much quit a few months into Burnin Crusade, awesome game... but the dedication needed is BS.

A lot of us know who this troll is, her life WILL be ruined for trying to make a mockery of one our members.

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Won my fight, still in, but incredibly tempted you jack off. May hold out for tommorow and have sex not sure.

Wow that sounded awkward, but atleast you've laid the pipeline for next time.

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