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Protien keeps your dick long when you work out. You need to eat more and your penis will grow.

Punch her in the face a few times. Thats how I make my women cum.

How big yo penis?

Do you get angry when you hear a dude drop the C bomb?

Do you enjoy being titty fuct?

LOL ill pass, but thanks anyway.

If I was to come over to your house for dinner, what would you make me?

Do you dirty talk during sex?

Do you like having your ass fingered during sex?

Just askin..... (far from homo)

You got a big one then?

You got a skinny mini?

How big your penis?

Whats the nastiest dump you ever took....

This one time.... me and a mate were hitting on the same chick and she said she would kiss us both and the best kisser would spend the rest of the night with her..... and i won! good times.

wow.... you got it tough brah. keep your chin up dogg.

I hate it when chicks drool over me..... i'm not some piece of meat dammit lol

Are you saying you don't masturbate....

Onanism (look it up) was also frowned upon, but I'm guessing you have no problem committing that sin.

Maybe he's gay and he's taking a while to come to terms with that...