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go anyway. when you're 40 the party is over. might as well get grounded for the next week or two. make it worth it tho

Hmm...not really sure here.

You cannot prove that you found the watch in Blockbuster, so I imagine a Judge would assume it as stolen. I'm not really sure though. I wonder if there is a law that...

LOL

Rule #1 - DO NOT BE THE DRUNKEST PERSON AT YOUR OWN ****EN PARTY

Buy a used car.

I leased a brand new 2006 BMW 330i. The car is ****ing amazing, no doubt... but i'd MUCH rather have the money bro.

2002 BMW or 2006 BMW 330i - $30,000 ?

I'll take the 02 BMW...

LMAO that's the weakest excuse i've ever heard.

Your BF has problems lasting. pretty weak to blame it on you. lmao.

Typical biggot. Pulling everything OUT OF CONTEXT just to support your view.

I don't really understand why people say mixing it with milk will make it absorb slower. This doesn't make any sense. MILK is a casein protein while WHEY is whey protein. They are completely...

Considering it's an acid, I would imagine it would burn like hell.

I can spell out my name with my penis in cursive font.



Impressive?



my name is " . "

Yeah word, but you wanna know what's worse?

Girl: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRDREAMWEAVER!"
Me: Thanks!! You too.


sigh :(

we should BANd together and stop the violence!

Paypal me the money. I'll take care of it for ya big guy

OH THANK GOD WE CLEARED THIS UP.

It's OK everyone. HE SAW an athlete eat a snickers!! This ground breaking discovery now shatters all beliefs that genetics does/doesn't make an athlete. THANK YOU!

That's quite possibly the worst thing you can say to a woman.

To the guys who are saying "BE BLUNT WITH HER!" -- you're ****en idiots. A girl needs to be comfortable and relaxed when having sex to...

opps i meant the pats lol. well it made me happy that tom brady lost the following game by an interception

Chargers are the best team in the NFL. Lost a playoff game to the pats because of stupid mistakes after stupid mistakes. Oh well.

Bears V Colts should be a good game.

god damnit man. put a warning on these things. i was eating :(

This is pathetic. Either someone breaks the law or they don't. Everyone should get treated equally. What you're doing is discriminating. You're pulling over someone because they were speeding, yet...

july04? :[

person to stay away from - bigproppapapa

seriously. this guy bans people for anything. i'll probably get banned for for saying this