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Planes will fly themselves

Make a bet with her about something and tell her if she loses she has to cook you a 3 course meal in her undies
Make sure you win.

Would you rather go through life driving a civic or work a little harder and be driving a Ferrari.
Your not getting any younger if you don't do it now you won't be taking full advantage of your...

iphone Os is designed for children

Nuff said

Worked harder in the gym
Went back to school
Sloots gonna Sloot

Changes name frequently
More guy friends than girls
Didn't finish highschool
Blows up social media with selfies
Calls every single person "bestie"
Doesn't keep friends very long
Cheats on bf ...

Because im better.

Phillips body groomer

Im surprised we don't have more submarines

Does the misc have a campsite group yet?

Fawk am I too late to get tickets?

Anyone know if paradiso is sold out?

I have those same briefs/10 ,

Yes. Was really underwhelmed. Was expecting more

hold me misc

Inforlater

first and last name smooshed together

No affection

Doesnt put out often

Srs id probably try real hard to get those back first.

.If it doesnt work then imo she is over you but doesnt want to be the one to end it. Step up and...

Fuarkkk put that garbage sloot in her place and rejoice op. Today is the first day of your new life!

fuahhhh name of first girl OP srs