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19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

What kind of pu$$y doesn't like trashy tattoos? lol

So, here are mine. Remember these are all tongue-in-cheek.
men:
1. overly shape and sculpt their...

Invisible chair at 22 seconds.

who? the guys that saw you wearing that? lol

I also hate when people feel like you can't eat certain foods based on the time of day. Sometimes when Im making my lunch before heading out to work I'll be out of meat (or it won't be thawed) and...

I've never charged you for an in-person show so how could I charge you for it on video? no homo.

Instead of filming/taping/recording it, how about I just set up a live feed you could watch on your computer or smartphone?

Yep... WITHOUT taking it off! #MarylinMansonRumor

Lol glad you said "awesome" instead of "gross".

challenge accepted.

Yeah, it was like that when it was just my folks and me, before my...

Yeah, and that can be very tricky because one could say, "I'm not doing it for other men, I'm doing it to look better for you." And then they could say, "if that's the case, I like you the way you...

No worries, I just wanted to point out that it's OK to not want your partner to look a certain way. Of course, what happens beyond that depends on a lot. If it's a young relationship it's probably...

Lol, it's OK.. I was found her stupidity to be more funny than offensive.

I guess people have a preconceived notion of what people are supposed to look like if they live in an area where they...

Yeah, even though I'm kinda killing the nice deficit that I've created all week, I can stay consistent. I can always manage to be super disciplined w/my diet; weighing/measuring EVERY single thing,...

Im not talking about a strong physique. Let's just say that your wife was going to, by however means, have a body that was totally unattractive to you. What would be your course of action if any?

If I shower at 7am but don't have to leave the house until 9am I pretty much hang out at home naked until it's time to go. Living alone kicks ass.

According to most tdee calculators my maintenance is about 2700 calories. During the refeeds I don't even bother keeping track but I wouldn't be surprised if it's over 4k.

So what would you do if your wife wanted to transform herself into a way that was totally unattractive to you? Would you leave her?

This is Russian Oly lifter Dmytri Klokov's cute little daughter.
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Read this again when you're not stoned.

You mean because they'd get dirty in a crowded area like the city or because it has some sort of significance among thugs ?

"started w/no bottom now you're headed for the top" lol.. It looks good! Nice work.

Sweet Jesus! Will type a coherent reply once drool is cleaned from keyboard. lol