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Funny, I can't get past the mole.

Montre, if you're good in other areas, she won't care how quick you are the first few times. You have fingers and a tongue. Use 'em.

In on crew. Haven't even fapped since before Christmas.

Most interviewers suck and ask the wrong damn questions. Brb responding as if they asked a different question or giving a super brief response to dumb question then continuing into a different topic,...

Also tHis. Even kmart and walmart have some this year.

Aj, just safety pin some felt cutouts or little stuffed animals or something to it. Roomie's chick just got $5 thrift store sweaters and hot glued little pom pom balls on in the shape of a wreath...

Making my ugly christmas sweater today, and roomie and my bro both want me to make them one now. I can't do roomie's though... his girl made him a poverty one for a party last weekend and would be...

Is this the creepy snapchat guy??

Lol, she unfriended me already. Maybe just wanted to see the stuff I have on private?? Or was creepin and sent it accidentally? That was definitely odd and anticlimatic.


I'm on baking hours...

He doesn't have a ********. Never has.

Nope, no message. Just a random-ass request. Sent around 1 am. I accepted it a couple hours later.


I'm so curious about this... lol. If she doesn't message me tomorrow, I might hit her up just...

So... logged into ********, and there is a request from miscer ex's current girlfriend.

I do not know this woman. Did not know her name. Have zero mutual friends. Nada. Only realized it was his...

happy... i'm with your friend that says you're sabotaging. no logical/sane person would do that and think it was a good idea. these dudes are not your FRIENDS... they are randoms who wanted to smash...

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

I don't get why ya'll are trying to villify her with the "have mercy on him" bullchit.

Major pet peeve of mine is when people try to "save me" from myself.

Adults are capable of making their...

Lol, Montre has ALWAYS done that. There was even a time that he vehemently denied his ex having cheated on him, just so that he could insist he made wise decisions/judgments and could remain on his...

Very accurate descriptin of that pic. Legit loled.

You're an adult. There us no reason you can't contact her directly with the opening line of "Hey, cleaned out the room for my new roommate and found a box of your family photos. Didn't want to toss...

Gorbyyyyy, how you doing today, bb? Any better?




I was pretending to iceskate in my driveway earlier. Freezing rain of peace, followed by melty snow, all frozen over. Put on shoes with...

Unaware of tow heads


My brother is getting lots of grey... he's 28. Lots in his beard too. I don't have any yet. My mom just started getting them at like 48, and dad in his late 30s... fingers...