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Shaving arms is ok i guess but if you shave legs you are tottaly 100%
gay.


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I got bored as he started to talk.


Then i seen I now pronounce you chuck and larry was starting.
Half way threw i got bored and went outside to play basketball with myself.


Today sucked so...

Is he black?

I would be the one Playing on the computer and 360 while everyone is having fun at the club, wishing i was cool enough to enter.

Best way to get over it is get another dog.

Sad but true.

Or just never get another dog again.

garlic and soy sause.

Watch the MTV true life when like 3 dudes travel a whole year.

One dude gets robed in brazil by a bunch of kids.

I cant wait, i wanta buy a sailboat and sail the world.

Hawaii, Bahamas, Asia.

I live once and im not gonna work the whole year, im gonna enjoy my life.

and maybe ill take people with me,...

I Hope i dont get a Hard on like i did last time.

Bro your 5'10 and 125??


I suggest you gain atleast 25+ more pounds.

Once you achive 150 or more with low body fat and riped body

lol.

Ok, i go tell the 11yr old girl,"Hey can you tell my aunt that you are afraid of the dark, so i can Bang *name here*?

and the house dosent have stairs,

and the younger 14s wouldent...

Yah, thats because you were my B!tch


O.o

how can i be a ****, im fukin 16?

The oldest ones were 15,16,16
15-Had BF for 2 years and goes to church and chruch highschool, so she must be very commited to him, but she wears thongs and **** i thought that was cool.Also VERY...

No.

She was flirtin with me.

I was trying to prove that when you try to get layed, you fail.

i was trying to get with a 15 yr old girl but i ended up havin all the other girls like me exept...

X33333

Seriously.

A girl at the party was 15, had a BF for 2 years, i was tryin to Flirt with her/get with her , but i just ended up Having all the other girls like me...
Like the 11 yr old...

Sadly, Yes i know.


What the fuk is a Ninja without a Katana???

i need a katana.

no, im talking about Cloriform.Clorifilm, whatever its called lol.

The ninja soundas badass though, I actually have a Ninja outfit i wear for holloween every year.

Awsome.


Ill put this in the List of Illogical things i can do to get laid.

yah, ima call her and take hewr to movie.

She is experienced...
but i got a condom.