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    Confucius say: Mosquito land on testicle; man...

    Confucius say: Mosquito land on testicle; man learn to solve problem without violence.
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    I have a teenage son, this is amazingy accurate...

    I have a teenage son, this is amazingy accurate :rolleyes:

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    A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror. "God, I...

    A middle-aged woman looks in the mirror.
    "God, I look old, fat and ugly," she says to her hubby. "Pay me a compliment, dear."
    Her hubby says, "Your eyesight's good!"
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    Hey Mark, I thought you had work to do. :cool: ...

    Hey Mark, I thought you had work to do. :cool:




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    :rolleyes: And it came to pass that an angel...

    :rolleyes:


    And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said, "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past...
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    Great, thank you! I only just realized the...

    Great, thank you! I only just realized the other day, you're the OP of this thread. :)




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    I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we...

    I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.
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    I've opened a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet"...

    I've opened a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet" .

    Kid's meals are $250.
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    Yay! Finally caught up. My internet speed is crappy atm but I'll be able to listen to the music tomorrow.. I'm glad to read of your relaxed approach to weighing yourself. The leaner you become...
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    The Latest News From Greece- developing... ...

    The Latest News From Greece- developing...

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    Today I had to go to K-Mart. As I approached the...

    Today I had to go to K-Mart. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicapped parking space that was open and...
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    :) I was sitting in the waiting room for my...

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    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the...
  • Morning crew, it was a lovely day here. I've...

    Morning crew, it was a lovely day here. I've been busy trimming the roses on the arch, sadly the heat and drought caused a lot of dieback on the old one on the left. Tempted to prune it to the...
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    I have to admit the top headline in your transformation pic...
  • I just realised you two celebrate together! I'm...

    I just realised you two celebrate together! I'm slow today :rolleyes: Well I hope you two have a great day, no rain...enjoying the lovely river and crocs :eek:
  • So it's your birthday tomorrow Dana ;) Are you...

    So it's your birthday tomorrow Dana ;) Are you doing anything special?

    Happy Birthday to you lovely lady!!!!!!! :D
  • Took me awhile to notice your gym...

    Took me awhile to notice your gym buddy....shamelessly mirin' ;)



    yeah I heard the GPS couldn't keep track of it. They thought it was lost or someone ate it :D
  • You know, I live in a boring town... Nothing...

    You know, I live in a boring town... Nothing ever seems to happen here. In the local paper, page 3, I read a heading Jedi Caught by the Force Dude was charged with breach of bail and possessing a...
  • Get yourself a heat pack, the type you throw in...

    Get yourself a heat pack, the type you throw in the microwave for a coupla minutes. If it's long enough it can wrap around your neck and sit on the shoulder to warm the traps too. Very soothing and...
  • Awesome work as usual ;) Your neck may need a...

    Awesome work as usual ;)

    Your neck may need a break to heal. You were having trouble the last time I was here. Is it something that keeps coming back because certain movements keep aggravating...
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