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dead srs.

I vote you should and do a physical love triangle where you eat your GF's azz, she eats her friend's azz, and the friend eats your azz. Then everyone turns around so everyone can get a taste of...

I can see why.

If I were a girl/gay, wouldn't fuk you w/ a miscer's gf's syphilis-filled poocy with that attitude.

cowgirl when they squat on the dik >>>> when they kneel.

when you lick feet, do you lick the sole of the foot? no right, you mean suck the toes?

How would you even go about that the first time?

Do you wash the girl's feet first or ask her to wash...

aye cuzz, I been eating azz since like 2008, srs. tastes like mango, also srs.

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MY FRIEND, YOU ARE IN LUCK TODAY. I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT ON BEHALF OF MY SISTER MRS MARIAM ABACHA, THE WIFE OF OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE, LATE GENERAL SANNI ABACHA, NOT MINDING THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT...

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so you don't put your peenor in vagins bc it's fkn disgusting from a microbiological standpoint?

strong nosejob too

lmao

I literally have all of these complaints

The toothpaste gets me bc how hard is it to close the fukn toothpaste so that it doesn't get hard????

did you witness that girl making out with the tree a few years ago?

RGIII really hates his new career

just asking for it
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seems pretty plausible, esp if you both have big cawks
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Is that real life?


have you and your bf/husband/better half done the thing where you put your dinks in each other's butts at the same time? srs question

lmao, you're disgusting

I'm sure it's been said but if I had a big cawk, I'd call her bluff

but this is the misc so OP prob has a micropeen, therefore, I'd pay her $1000

you hwhat, man?

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also, do you know that scientists have observed bacterial...

OP, pls respond to this post, I wanna know how you explain these two things.