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I would rather masturbate with sand paper while bullet ants bite my balls.

62F

I'm ****ing freezing, I hate cold fronts brah :/

Fantastic, let me get the lube and tissues ready

20+ srs, average 2-3 different sloots a month

Cummed on the floor and made get lick it off after i spit in her face and cock slapped her

A red made me lol

Win.rar

Hey. Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. Not even me. All right? You got a dream... You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves,they wanna tell you you can't do...

In brightest day, in blackest night,

No evil shall escape my sight.

Let those who worship evil's might

Beware my power--Green Lantern's light! Lol

This, at the beginning I was like "it's in English" 2 seconds later is like they started talking fawrking Mandarin.


Cheeky fella

x2..

You got your bumhole touched as a kid didn't you, da fak as ya prablam

5'10 5'11 is master race, like me

Fwark you op

Cloudy with a chance of penis 2.

Penis to Juliet

Revenge of the penis.

The incredible penis

The penis of steel

I would pretend to people, as soon as they turn their backs I'll kill them and rob them, or leave them alive while shooting their knees so they can entertain the zombies while I run off.

Not srs,...

You know why people don't like liberals, cause they lose, if liberals are so smart how come they lose so god damn always, and you, with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America's so...

You won't fall, just sit in the middle, open your legs and hold onto the rail. remember you'll be doing this at 3 times the strength of normal human potential, your body will open your legs so hard...

Yes I would, honestly.

The fact is you'll be in a life & death situation where the only thing that will keep you alive is holding onto the rail.

Brb my body will release every ounce of...