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OP, men have needs, and if you aren't putting out then he's probably getting some from his parents

Kill me now. Since barely any poverty brahs are posting, Ill bite.

25 y/o, Maryland brah

30k a year doing data entry/auditing database info for a DME provider. Graduated in 2011 with a BA in...

Told me not to date girls with daddy issues

They'd probably f.uck me til I loved them *******

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Rented it on Netflix and it was probably the only time I can remember getting pissed and being in a bad mood cuz of how terrible a movie was

In.

24, graduated in 2011 with a BA in English. Family friend got me a on-call job paying $15 an hour 3 months after I graduated. I've been living at home, doing that and applying for other jobs. Lately...

o lawwd

I broke a few PS2 controllers. I would just grab the cord, swing it and smash it into ****.

Xbox 360 controllers are too expensive for me to act that childish. I got mad while I was playing MW3, I...

"I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it...

Animation can be used as a demonstration but can't be admitted as evidence. SMH @ texts not allowed

lol this prosecutor is a joke

Had to close out the window, it was too irritating to watch

This witness is so difficult to watch

Only soul-crushing thing about my job is the extent to which my hours have completely dropped off. I work on-call so the hours have always varied. Sometimes I'll get 20 hours, sometimes 5 or even 1...

Thanks OP, I rode most of my Hathaway sports (costco) boxers til the wheels fell off. Picked up 2 packs of these from Kohls, will report in tomorrow after wearing them.

Self-made millionaire. They're both impressive but I think the ratio of people who set out to become millionaires and fail dwarfs the number of people who set out to become SEALs and fail.

Lol you could tell which lion was going to do it too because at the 3 minute mark it clearly growls at the guy.

I wonder how they're going to try sweeping this under the rug

When you say "apparently I dented the fridge" do you mean someone saw you dent the fridge or everyone just assumed it was you because you were plastered?