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OP, regardless of what you do right now, you're going to bust within the first 2 minutes of getting your dick in that gushy wet wet. You might hear one or two random neckbeards come in here and say...
Should have told him to pull out brah. You dun goof'd
Unless you're a straight bitch, there really shouldn't be any rumors (aside from you having a large cock) going around about you.
What kind of fukin neckbeard gets talked about behind his back?...
Possibly tranny. Would not bang
Stats: 5'8
Every fukin day, dead srs. It feels good being 6'2, 205lbs, shredded with a jaw of the gods, a BBC, and style to match. It's seriously fukin ridiculous. Everytime I'm chillin with...
probably the dumbest text convo I've ever seen. Pushed it too far for that session, but obviously the fatty is still down to fuk. Give her a day to unwind and catch her fat breath.
Translation: Those shoes is ugly as fuk cuh cuh cuzzzz.
Take the watch back for a refund and buy a Timex Weekender (black dial) for $25. Then you have $150 to spend on whatever the fuk you want.
Srs.
When a bitch makes the conscious decision not to wear high heels when going on a date with you, you know you're too short.
regardless of what most of these neckbeards say, while that wasn't the best text you could have sent, it won't be a dealbreaker
Bitches love those fukin American Tanks from Target.
I finally got a hold of both the red/gray/blue one and the black/white one. Out of three targets in my area, only one had them.
I'm 6'2 and...
I don't eat pussy, so I don't give a fuk. I can understand if you go down on your girlfriend/wife/etc, but a random sl00t? How desperate and retarded are you?
lmao that smell.
First thing I think of, GOD DAMN
Second thing, She's Human it's normal
Third thing, Get that nut FAST before you go limp
Fourth thing, I'm out like the trash on a Thursday
Bro, you just went off the deepend right there.
yeah and Down Syndrome kids believe in Santa Claus up until the day they die. It doesn't meant they're right.
Height + Aesthetics of the gods brah checking in
Definitely height.
You NEVER hear a girl say "I would never date a buff guy, or skinny guy, or fat guy"
It's always "I'd die first before I...
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